Alan
Um... remember, we have Jake's "session" first.
Charlie
Oh, man, I thought you didn't want him to go back to that quack.
Alan
I didn't, but Judith and I... talked, and we decided that what I want makes no difference whatsoever.
Charlie
Man, you are so whipped!
Alan
I am not whipped! I just-- I'm just trying to keep everybody happy.
Charlie
Meow-fitchoo!
Alan
I am not "meow-fitchooed".
Charlie
You're right. It's been a long time since you got any "meow".
Jake
Are we getting a cat?
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