TV QuotesDatabase

S1 E22

Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 22

Jake and Alan in “My Doctor has a Cow Puppet”

Jake

Were you talking to Mom?

Alan

Yes, but I-- I hung up before I said the bad stuff.

Jake

Yeah, she does the same thing to you.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Alan“Um... remember, we have Jake's "session" first.” Jake“My doctor has a cow puppet.” Alan“It's a small price to pay to avoid...”

More Two and a Half Men quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Two and a Half Men pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.