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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 22

Alan and Charlie in “My Doctor has a Cow Puppet”

Alan

[On Jake's therapy session] It's a small price to pay to avoid aggravating Judith.

Charlie

The fact that your drawing breath aggravates Judith!

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Jake“Were you talking to Mom?” Alan“Um... remember, we have Jake's "session" first.” Jake“My doctor has a cow puppet.”

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