Jake
Hey, Dad, wanna hear a funny joke?
Alan
Sure, why not.
Jake
OK, there's a priest, a minister, and a rabbit.
Charlie
That's a "rabbi", Jake.
Jake
Oh, yeah. OK, a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. I forgot the rest. I gotta go to the bathroom.
Charlie
Wait, you know why they call this a European health spa? 'Cause you're a-peein'.
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