Alan
All right, even if I weren't deathly ill, which I am, I wouldn't go out on a blind double date with you!
Charlie
Why not?
Alan
Summer of my junior year? The Seals and Crofts concert? You got the incredible cheerleader, and I got her sister, The Incredible Hulk?!
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