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Two and a Half Men · Season 7, Episode 12

“Fart Jokes, Pie, and Celeste” quotes from Two and a Half Men

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“Fart Jokes, Pie, and Celeste” · Season 7, Episode 12

In this episode: Charlie (3), Jake (3), Alan (2)

So what's the plan?

I'm gonna finish writing her this song and then I'm gonna sing it to her.

Ok uh, is that the entire plan?

No, I'm also gonna put on a clean shirt.

Oh, pulling out the big guns.

You can't do this Judith, you cannot keep us apart, Herb and I will find a way to be together.

MMailman

Hi.

Hi, that must have sounded kinda strange.

MMailman

Not at all, Herb is a very handsome man.

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