Summer and Maxine in “Fresh Blood”

I even offered him my virginity and he turned me down flat.

[handing Summer a handkerchief] Summer, I appreciate that, even if you broke God's law.

It's my fault. [about Jessica] I'm not tall like her. Can't even reach stuff on my own closet shelf without a grabber. And I'm not pretty like her.

[shaking her head] Oh, don't say such a thing! She's not even alive! And you are cute as pigs.