So then he says I have to move out!! I mean, come on!! This is my home! Who does this Powell guy think he is anyway!!? Thinks in charge of everything!
Oh, I don't think I'm in charge, young lady. I know it!
S2Return of the Headmaster
S2Mission Accomplished
"You dare strike ME, Megatron? After all my loyal stellar cycles of—wh-wu-wait, where is everybody? How did I get here? I'm not picking up any Decepticon energy signatures... not even my own. I'm too young be offline!"
Why me?
You're tops on the list of all the humans we know personally.
Although, it is kind of a short list.
And it does include Prometheus Black and Nanosec.
But still, you're number one.
"Ah, if it isn't my old pal Megatron. And by 'old pal,' I mean the piece of scum who tried to INCINERATE ME INTO OBLIVION!"
S2Garbage In, Garbage Out
—Lugnut's blind worship can be too much even for Megatron sometimes.
—Angry Archer, Renaissance Man, does some on-the-spot dubbing.
Move it, already! Don't you humans have anything better to do?!
You should really try to be more patient with people.
I'd be a lot more patient with them...if they'd GET OUT OF MY WAY!
—Ratchet shows that road rage is alive and well in the 22nd century.
[To Wreck-Gar] What are you? [To Sari] What is he?
I don't know, but he's givin' off a ton of AllSpark energy.
WGWreck-Gar
I am Wreck-Gar! I give off a ton of AllSpark energy!
So, what, an AllSpark fragment just brought a junk pile to life and made some new kind of Autobot?!
WGWreck-Gar
I am Wreck-Gar! I am some new kind of Autobot?!
Listen up, scrapheap. You're not an Autobot, and you never will be an Autobot. You're only good for one thing...GARBAGE!
WGWreck-Gar
I am Wreck-Gar! I am only good for one thing...GARBAGE! I must deliver garbage to all! [transforms and rolls out]
— Ratchet's lack of people skills backfires again.
Are you an Autobot?
WGWreck-Gar
I am Wreck-Gar! I am not an Autobot and never will be an Autobot!
Ah! Then you must be a Decepticon!
WGWreck-Gar
I am Wreck-Gar! I...must be a Decepticon!
Aah, ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
WGWreck-Gar
All hail Megatron! Uh...w-what's a 'Megatron'?
— Wreck-Gar makes a new friend.
— Ratchet and Wreck-Gar. Yes, but does he count his chickens before they hatch?
— Ratchet, discovering what we've known all along.
S2Velocity
I've been after them for weeks. They're part of an underground racing circuit.
You mean they race in tunnels?
Underground as in illegal. As in they race in the streets and don't care who gets hurt.
That's not what Sari told me.
What purpose does this street race serve?
Eh, what else? They get a couple a' million pay-per-view customers for their pirate broadcasts, then it's "cha-ching cha-ching", big bucks.
—Captain Fanzone introduces the Autobots to the seedy world of underground racing.
Lighten up, Bulkhead. We're supposed to be the fun bots, remember?
Yeah, but we still gotta set a good example. She looks up to us.
Hello, she looks up to everybody.
HEY!
—Bumblebee should be more sensitive about size issues.
—Captain Fanzone manages to see the down side of being saved before Blitzwing destroyed his car.
—Captain Fanzone gets zinged by Sari.
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