Lugnut quotes from Transformers: Animated

Hothead Blitzwing

Careful, you copper-clad klutz! You stepped in something!

Random Blitzwing

But with a few dancing lessons, you'll be light on your stabilizing servos like me. Cha cha cha.

Lugnut

Silence, Blitzwing! I did not follow this beacon halfway across the galaxy for dancing lessons! This was Megatron's ship!

Random Blitzwing

Ahaha, Starscream never did have a knack for parking.

Hothead Blitzwing

These can't be those miserable Autobots, they're far too small.

Random Blitzwing

But look at that one! It's big, it's bold, it's sassy!

Lugnut

You! What have you done with our beloved leader Megatron? Talk!

Icy Blitzwing

The Autobots have called in reinforcements. Perhaps we should lay low until we can determine their strength and numbers.

Lugnut

I will not hide. I will stand proudly and shout Megatron's name to the heavens!

Megatron

Oh, for spark's sake...

Lugnut

And the universe will rejoice! All hail your grand and glorious return!

Starscream

Okaaay. What's his malfunction?

Icy Blitzwing

Technical glitch. It happens.

Random Blitzwing

A lot, actually! Ahahahaha!

Lugnut

It is not a glitch! It is Megatron, and he commands us to deliver him the Key!

Starscream

Megatron...?! Did you just say Megatron?! Did he just say 'MEGATRON?! THERE IS NO MEGATRON! MEGATRON IS OFFLINE! TERMINATED! I DID IT MYSEL—saw it myself.

Lugnut

No! NO! Lies!! LIES!! Megatron lives! We must obey! Our supreme leader has spoken!!!

Starscream

Aren't you forgetting something?..... I AM YOUR SUPREME LEADER!!!!!!!

Lugnut

Are you an Autobot?

I am Wreck-Gar! I am not an Autobot and never will be an Autobot!

Lugnut

Ah! Then you must be a Decepticon!

I am Wreck-Gar! I...must be a Decepticon!

Lugnut

Aah, ALL HAIL MEGATRON!

All hail Megatron! Uh...w-what's a 'Megatron'?