Sari quotes from Transformers: Animated

Sari

I think my dad's lookin for me.

Sari

Open up! I need you to charge something- Anything! So I can save my friends! Why won't you help me!? Why did you choose me in the first place!?

Sari

I don't have time for charades!

Sari

I can't believe this. First they tell me I can't come because I'm just a kid! And now I can't come because I'm just a kid robot!? Okay. Now that's just sad. Wait. Maybe I just need an upgrade.

Sari

Not a creature was stirring. Not even a- Evil toys. Prime was right.

Sari

Soundwave, are you programming my friends? No way you overgrown boombox!

Sari

These are protoforms? This is where I came from? I knew there was a reason I needed to be here.

Bulkhead

Hey you're leaking.

Sari

No. It's called crying. That's what we humans do when we feel sad and scared and care for the ones we loved.

Sari

What's that? (her key, powered by an AllSpark fragment, connects to the door's electronic lock.) Whoa, check that out!

Access denied. (Sparks fly) Access...access granted.

(yawning) No, no, Sari, you know that no one, not even you, is allowed in my private lab. Rules are rules.

Sari

Good morning to you too, Dad. I brought you a cup of tea.

Oh, thank you, thank you, but I am not thirsty. (looks away as he speaks, but quickly downs the whole cup)

Sari

Hmm...when was the last time you ate?

(puts the cup down) What is today?

Sari

(chuckles) Let's get you some breakfast.

Oh, but Sari, I am not hungry. (stomach growls) Well, perhaps just an apple...and a banana. Better make that a whole fruit salad. (Sari leads him out of his lab and down the hall, his voice fading.) and waffles...with bacon...and...a cheese omelette...

Autobot...mega...mega...mega...mega...me-e-e-ega...I...am...Megatron...mega...mega...mega...mega...

Megatron

What...where am I? (sees his disembodied hand and realizes he can't move) Where is my body!? How long have I been offline? (a clip from "Transform and Roll Out, Part 2" is on screen.) What kind of antiquated system am I hooked into?!

Starscream

I DEFEATED MEGATRON! I planted the device that overloaded his circuitry! His fate was sealed before he even reached your ship!

Megatron

(furiously) STARSCREAAAAM?!? (sparks fly out and blow out the lights above his head) They don't even know I'm alive. (another clip is shown on the AllSpark) This cannot be happening...the AllSpark finally within my reach...and I have no hands to grasp it!

Megatron

Hmm...perhaps I'm not as immobile as I thought. (the crane grabs a tiny robot on the work desk and moves it to Megatron's face.) There may be more than one way to locate the AllSpark...and destroy all who dare oppose me! (the tiny robot's eye flickers to life)

Bumblebee

Turbo boosters! Suh-weet!

Optimus Prime

You're not actually thinking of hooking these things up to yourself, are you?

Bumblebee

Oh, of course not! I was gonna ask the doc-bot to do it for me.

Ratchet

Have you got your processor up your exhaust port? These things are untested, incompatible—

Sari

And totally wicked fast!

Bumblebee

You ROCK!

Sari

No, YOU rock!

Bumblebee

No, YOU rock!

Sari

No, YOU rock!

Bumblebee

I said YOU rock!

Sari

I said YOU rock!

Bumblebee

YOU rock!

Sari

YOU rock!

Bumblebee

[Bad Slavic accent] Velcome. I am Count Dracubot. I vant to drink your motor oil.

Bulkhead

Hey, guys! I finally found something big enough for my ghost costume.

Sari

Bulkhead, where did you get that sheet?

Bulkhead

It was just draped over some house. Weird place for a bed sheet, huh?

Sari

Oh, that's not a bedsheet. That's a fumigation tent.

Bulkhead

Really…? What's a fumigation tent?

Sari

Optimus! Check out my costume!

Sari

[Imitating Optimus] Oh, look at me. I'm Optimus Prime. I'm scared of spiders.

Optimus

That's not what I sound like—is it?

Bumblebee

Last chance to join us, Boss Bot.

Optimus

Thanks, but I'll pass. Just be careful out there, all right?

Sari

Don't worry. I'll keep these two out of trouble. [Imitating Optimus] Transform and roll out!

Sari

Couldn't resist.

Bumblebee

At least I can get this junk out of me. I was feeling kinda bloated.

Bumblebee

What? You said to pack the bare essentials!

Prowl

Since when are surround-sound speakers, a strobe light, and a hand-held media player "bare essentials?"

Bumblebee

You should've seen what I left back at the plant.

Prowl

Where did you even find room for all of this junk?

Bumblebee

I'd... rather not say.

Bumblebee

Where do they hide the outlets?

Prowl

For the hundredth time, there is no electricity in the woods. Fire is what provides warmth and light. It's also nature's way of clenacing.

Bumblebee

But chainsaws and pavements were much more effective. So let me barrow your battery for a few hours.

Sari

Ow. I could use some of that fire. These marshmallows aren't gonna roast themselves.

Bumblebee

Let me show you.

Bumblebee

Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?!

Bumblebee

Okay. Maybe we're a little unclear on the concept of "your own size".

Sari

Maybe you should stop talking logic to a creature that has no head!

Sari

And then, they were back to normal, like nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, I'm stuck riding home with no dry clothes and an Autobot whose car mode doesn't have a heater!

Optimus

You showed a lot of courage and ingenuity, Sari. And hopefully, you'll stop...backfiring soon.

Sari

Hel-lo, it's called "sneezing".

Bumblebee

I don't even wanna know what that's called.