Bumblebee quotes from Transformers: Animated

Bumblebee

Attention, barnacle monster! Come out with your hands over your...well, you don't have a head. But you get the idea.

Bumblebee

That long?

Bulkhead

His attention span is short, too.

Bumblebee

I heard that!

Prowl

Apparently, so is his fuse.

Bulkhead

Ooh, the ninjabot gets in a good one!

Ratchet

Who knew he had it in him?

Bumblebee

Yeah, aren't you supposed to be the strong, silent type? Emphasis on the silent.

Bumblebee

Turbo boosters! Suh-weet!

Optimus Prime

You're not actually thinking of hooking these things up to yourself, are you?

Bumblebee

Oh, of course not! I was gonna ask the doc-bot to do it for me.

Ratchet

Have you got your processor up your exhaust port? These things are untested, incompatible—

Sari

And totally wicked fast!

Prowl

The point of this exercise is to blend into your environment

Bumblebee

Oh, right! 'Cause nothing says 'blend' like a motorcycle driving itself."

Prowl

Happy?

Bumblebee

You ROCK!

Sari

No, YOU rock!

Bumblebee

No, YOU rock!

Sari

No, YOU rock!

Bumblebee

I said YOU rock!

Sari

I said YOU rock!

Bumblebee

YOU rock!

Sari

YOU rock!

Bumblebee

[Bad Slavic accent] Velcome. I am Count Dracubot. I vant to drink your motor oil.

Bulkhead

Hey, guys! I finally found something big enough for my ghost costume.

Sari

Bulkhead, where did you get that sheet?

Bulkhead

It was just draped over some house. Weird place for a bed sheet, huh?

Sari

Oh, that's not a bedsheet. That's a fumigation tent.

Bulkhead

Really…? What's a fumigation tent?

Sari

Optimus! Check out my costume!

Sari

[Imitating Optimus] Oh, look at me. I'm Optimus Prime. I'm scared of spiders.

Optimus

That's not what I sound like—is it?

Bumblebee

Last chance to join us, Boss Bot.

Optimus

Thanks, but I'll pass. Just be careful out there, all right?

Sari

Don't worry. I'll keep these two out of trouble. [Imitating Optimus] Transform and roll out!

Sari

Couldn't resist.

Bumblebee

Here it comes!

Bulkhead

Swing it! Give it the old Bulkhead treatment, Sari!

Optimus

Why exactly is she swinging at a colorful animal?

Ratchet

Smack it! Smack it already!

Bulkhead

Hold on, Sari, I'll help! I don't even need a bat.

Prowl

This will not end well….

Bumblebee

At least I can get this junk out of me. I was feeling kinda bloated.

Bumblebee

What? You said to pack the bare essentials!

Prowl

Since when are surround-sound speakers, a strobe light, and a hand-held media player "bare essentials?"

Bumblebee

You should've seen what I left back at the plant.

Prowl

Where did you even find room for all of this junk?

Bumblebee

I'd... rather not say.

Bumblebee

Where do they hide the outlets?

Prowl

For the hundredth time, there is no electricity in the woods. Fire is what provides warmth and light. It's also nature's way of clenacing.

Bumblebee

But chainsaws and pavements were much more effective. So let me barrow your battery for a few hours.

Sari

Ow. I could use some of that fire. These marshmallows aren't gonna roast themselves.

Bumblebee

Let me show you.

Bumblebee

Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?!

Bumblebee

Okay. Maybe we're a little unclear on the concept of "your own size".

Sari

Maybe you should stop talking logic to a creature that has no head!

Sari

And then, they were back to normal, like nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, I'm stuck riding home with no dry clothes and an Autobot whose car mode doesn't have a heater!

Optimus

You showed a lot of courage and ingenuity, Sari. And hopefully, you'll stop...backfiring soon.

Sari

Hel-lo, it's called "sneezing".

Bumblebee

I don't even wanna know what that's called.

Bumblebee

Yeah. About the AllSpark...funny story. It kinda...

Bulkhead

Blew up.

What!? The AllSpark is destroyed?

Optimus

Not exactly destroyed. More like it's energy was dispersed, at least, I think it was.

Fanzone

Why me?

Bumblebee

You're tops on the list of all the humans we know personally.

Bulkhead

Although, it is kind of a short list.

Prowl

And it does include Prometheus Black and Nanosec.

Bumblebee

But still, you're number one.

Bumblebee

[To Wreck-Gar] What are you? [To Sari] What is he?

Sari

I don't know, but he's givin' off a ton of AllSpark energy.

I am Wreck-Gar! I give off a ton of AllSpark energy!

Bumblebee

So, what, an AllSpark fragment just brought a junk pile to life and made some new kind of Autobot?!

I am Wreck-Gar! I am some new kind of Autobot?!

Ratchet

Listen up, scrapheap. You're not an Autobot, and you never will be an Autobot. You're only good for one thing...GARBAGE!

I am Wreck-Gar! I am only good for one thing...GARBAGE! I must deliver garbage to all! [transforms and rolls out]

Bumblebee

Lighten up, Bulkhead. We're supposed to be the fun bots, remember?

Bulkhead

Yeah, but we still gotta set a good example. She looks up to us.

Bumblebee

Hello, she looks up to everybody.

Sari

HEY!