Starscream quotes from Transformers: Animated

Starscream

YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.

Starscream

"You dare strike ME, Megatron? After all my loyal stellar cycles of—wh-wu-wait, where is everybody? How did I get here? I'm not picking up any Decepticon energy signatures... not even my own. I'm too young be offline!"

Starscream

"Ah, if it isn't my old pal Megatron. And by 'old pal,' I mean the piece of scum who tried to INCINERATE ME INTO OBLIVION!"

Starscream

You call this a fight? I'll rust before someone wins! And I'm in a vacuum.

Starscream

Maybe I'd have better luck removing these stasis cuffs if you had bothered to reattach my head to my body!! Then maybe we wouldn't be floating helplessly if you hadn't overloaded a space bridge!! Are you sensing a pattern here?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Megatron

What do you want now, Starscream?

Starscream

(Puts a bomb on Megatron's back) Only to wish you luck, my liege.

Megatron

I don't believe in luck. (Transforms and flies into space)

Starscream

Neither do I.

Sari

What's that? (her key, powered by an AllSpark fragment, connects to the door's electronic lock.) Whoa, check that out!

Access denied. (Sparks fly) Access...access granted.

(yawning) No, no, Sari, you know that no one, not even you, is allowed in my private lab. Rules are rules.

Sari

Good morning to you too, Dad. I brought you a cup of tea.

Oh, thank you, thank you, but I am not thirsty. (looks away as he speaks, but quickly downs the whole cup)

Sari

Hmm...when was the last time you ate?

(puts the cup down) What is today?

Sari

(chuckles) Let's get you some breakfast.

Oh, but Sari, I am not hungry. (stomach growls) Well, perhaps just an apple...and a banana. Better make that a whole fruit salad. (Sari leads him out of his lab and down the hall, his voice fading.) and waffles...with bacon...and...a cheese omelette...

Autobot...mega...mega...mega...mega...me-e-e-ega...I...am...Megatron...mega...mega...mega...mega...

Megatron

What...where am I? (sees his disembodied hand and realizes he can't move) Where is my body!? How long have I been offline? (a clip from "Transform and Roll Out, Part 2" is on screen.) What kind of antiquated system am I hooked into?!

Starscream

I DEFEATED MEGATRON! I planted the device that overloaded his circuitry! His fate was sealed before he even reached your ship!

Megatron

(furiously) STARSCREAAAAM?!? (sparks fly out and blow out the lights above his head) They don't even know I'm alive. (another clip is shown on the AllSpark) This cannot be happening...the AllSpark finally within my reach...and I have no hands to grasp it!

Megatron

Hmm...perhaps I'm not as immobile as I thought. (the crane grabs a tiny robot on the work desk and moves it to Megatron's face.) There may be more than one way to locate the AllSpark...and destroy all who dare oppose me! (the tiny robot's eye flickers to life)

Lugnut

And the universe will rejoice! All hail your grand and glorious return!

Starscream

Okaaay. What's his malfunction?

Icy Blitzwing

Technical glitch. It happens.

Random Blitzwing

A lot, actually! Ahahahaha!

Lugnut

It is not a glitch! It is Megatron, and he commands us to deliver him the Key!

Starscream

Megatron...?! Did you just say Megatron?! Did he just say 'MEGATRON?! THERE IS NO MEGATRON! MEGATRON IS OFFLINE! TERMINATED! I DID IT MYSEL—saw it myself.

Lugnut

No! NO! Lies!! LIES!! Megatron lives! We must obey! Our supreme leader has spoken!!!

Starscream

Aren't you forgetting something?..... I AM YOUR SUPREME LEADER!!!!!!!

Megatron

Stop staring at me.

Starscream

No. You stop staring at me!

Megatron

Do you think I actually want to spend the rest of eternity gazing at your unsightly visage?

Starscream

Trust me. Your visage is no picnic either and your face is ugly too!

Megatron

Oh, someone just take me offline now...

Starscream

What do you think I've been trying to do for the last 4 million stellar cycles?! [laughs madly] It's funny, really, when you think about it. Tragic, but funny! [continues laughing]

Megatron

Oh, shut up.