Fanzone quotes from Transformers: Animated

Captain Fanzone

You 4. What kind of fall back do you not understand? I want their badges and... where's the drivers? How's my car drivin itself?

Captain Fanzone

This is why I hate machines! Certain machines more than others.

Bulkhead

Hanging out. Teaching her ninja nerve blows. Watching cartoons.

Fanzone

Hold up? What was that again?

Bulkhead

Watching cartoons.

Fanzone

No before that.

Bulkhead

Teaching her ninja nerve blows.

Fanzone

You're teaching an eight-year-old to do nerve blows?

Ratchet

You want her to pick it up in the street?

Prowl

This is part of every protoform's elemental programming.

Fanzone

Say what?

Bulkhead

Yeah, it's not like we're having her fight Decepticons.

Fanzone

Why me?

Bumblebee

You're tops on the list of all the humans we know personally.

Bulkhead

Although, it is kind of a short list.

Prowl

And it does include Prometheus Black and Nanosec.

Bumblebee

But still, you're number one.

Fanzone

I've been after them for weeks. They're part of an underground racing circuit.

Bulkhead

You mean they race in tunnels?

Fanzone

Underground as in illegal. As in they race in the streets and don't care who gets hurt.

Bulkhead

That's not what Sari told me.

Optimus

What purpose does this street race serve?

Fanzone

Eh, what else? They get a couple a' million pay-per-view customers for their pirate broadcasts, then it's "cha-ching cha-ching", big bucks.

Fanzone

I don't suppose you wanna tell me how you came into possession of that recording?

What's does it matter where I got it?! I'm—I'm not on trial here, Captain! My life could be in danger. I deserve protection!

Fanzone

Oh, you want protection? Get a Schnauzer.