Bulkhead quotes from Transformers: Animated

Bulkhead

Sari, I think there's something you need to see.

Bulkhead

Hey you're leaking.

Sari

No. It's called crying. That's what we humans do when we feel sad and scared and care for the ones we loved.

Bumblebee

That long?

Bulkhead

His attention span is short, too.

Bumblebee

I heard that!

Prowl

Apparently, so is his fuse.

Bulkhead

Ooh, the ninjabot gets in a good one!

Ratchet

Who knew he had it in him?

Bumblebee

Yeah, aren't you supposed to be the strong, silent type? Emphasis on the silent.

Bumblebee

[Bad Slavic accent] Velcome. I am Count Dracubot. I vant to drink your motor oil.

Bulkhead

Hey, guys! I finally found something big enough for my ghost costume.

Sari

Bulkhead, where did you get that sheet?

Bulkhead

It was just draped over some house. Weird place for a bed sheet, huh?

Sari

Oh, that's not a bedsheet. That's a fumigation tent.

Bulkhead

Really…? What's a fumigation tent?

Bumblebee

Here it comes!

Bulkhead

Swing it! Give it the old Bulkhead treatment, Sari!

Optimus

Why exactly is she swinging at a colorful animal?

Ratchet

Smack it! Smack it already!

Bulkhead

Hold on, Sari, I'll help! I don't even need a bat.

Prowl

This will not end well….

Optimus

We'll have to repair our ship and move the AllSpark off this planet.

Bulkhead

We can't just pick up and go. She'll understand.

Bulkhead

Hanging out. Teaching her ninja nerve blows. Watching cartoons.

Fanzone

Hold up? What was that again?

Bulkhead

Watching cartoons.

Fanzone

No before that.

Bulkhead

Teaching her ninja nerve blows.

Fanzone

You're teaching an eight-year-old to do nerve blows?

Ratchet

You want her to pick it up in the street?

Prowl

This is part of every protoform's elemental programming.

Fanzone

Say what?

Bulkhead

Yeah, it's not like we're having her fight Decepticons.

Optimus Prime

I'm afraid I don't see the logic in trying to reproduce an image with such primitive tools.

Prowl

I believe it's more about creating something from one's imagination, like this one for instance.

Bulkhead

Actually, that was an accident I had with Ratchet's blow torch.

Ratchet

You ask me, it's all a waste of time. No 'bot ever saved anyone with art.

Bumblebee

Yeah. About the AllSpark...funny story. It kinda...

Bulkhead

Blew up.

What!? The AllSpark is destroyed?

Optimus

Not exactly destroyed. More like it's energy was dispersed, at least, I think it was.

Bulkhead

It's no good! These things are rolling off the assembly line faster than I can smash 'em!

Is it always like this on this crazy planet?

Prowl

Pretty much.

Fanzone

Why me?

Bumblebee

You're tops on the list of all the humans we know personally.

Bulkhead

Although, it is kind of a short list.

Prowl

And it does include Prometheus Black and Nanosec.

Bumblebee

But still, you're number one.

Fanzone

I've been after them for weeks. They're part of an underground racing circuit.

Bulkhead

You mean they race in tunnels?

Fanzone

Underground as in illegal. As in they race in the streets and don't care who gets hurt.

Bulkhead

That's not what Sari told me.

Optimus

What purpose does this street race serve?

Fanzone

Eh, what else? They get a couple a' million pay-per-view customers for their pirate broadcasts, then it's "cha-ching cha-ching", big bucks.

Bumblebee

Lighten up, Bulkhead. We're supposed to be the fun bots, remember?

Bulkhead

Yeah, but we still gotta set a good example. She looks up to us.

Bumblebee

Hello, she looks up to everybody.

Sari

HEY!

Bulkhead

But...I thought we were friends.

Mixmaster

We are friends, Bulky, that's why we ain't gonna hurt you, okay? Long as you hand over whatever bits you got of the...th-...what did he call it again?

Scrapper

Uh, SparkAll? AllSpark, AllSpark.

Optimus

Over my offline body!

Mixmaster

Aghh—you know what? I have had enough of this dipstick-in-the-mud!

Bumblebee

Hey! He's our dipstick!

Ratchet

And nobody pushes him around!

Ratchet

Prowl, any sign of the Dinobots?

Prowl

Negative, Ratchet. I'm starting to think those reports of rampages were nothing but exaggeration.

Optimus

We're not taking any chance, Prowl. That's why I had Ratchet lend you his EMP generator and those stasis cuffs.

Prowl

Still, I hardly think they're necessary. The Dinobots are territorial, but if left alone, they're perfectly happy.

Bulkhead

He doesn't look too happy to me!