Prowl quotes from Transformers: Animated

Bumblebee

That long?

Bulkhead

His attention span is short, too.

Bumblebee

I heard that!

Prowl

Apparently, so is his fuse.

Bulkhead

Ooh, the ninjabot gets in a good one!

Ratchet

Who knew he had it in him?

Bumblebee

Yeah, aren't you supposed to be the strong, silent type? Emphasis on the silent.

Prowl

The point of this exercise is to blend into your environment

Bumblebee

Oh, right! 'Cause nothing says 'blend' like a motorcycle driving itself."

Prowl

Happy?

Bumblebee

Here it comes!

Bulkhead

Swing it! Give it the old Bulkhead treatment, Sari!

Optimus

Why exactly is she swinging at a colorful animal?

Ratchet

Smack it! Smack it already!

Bulkhead

Hold on, Sari, I'll help! I don't even need a bat.

Prowl

This will not end well….

Bulkhead

Hanging out. Teaching her ninja nerve blows. Watching cartoons.

Fanzone

Hold up? What was that again?

Bulkhead

Watching cartoons.

Fanzone

No before that.

Bulkhead

Teaching her ninja nerve blows.

Fanzone

You're teaching an eight-year-old to do nerve blows?

Ratchet

You want her to pick it up in the street?

Prowl

This is part of every protoform's elemental programming.

Fanzone

Say what?

Bulkhead

Yeah, it's not like we're having her fight Decepticons.

Optimus Prime

I'm afraid I don't see the logic in trying to reproduce an image with such primitive tools.

Prowl

I believe it's more about creating something from one's imagination, like this one for instance.

Bulkhead

Actually, that was an accident I had with Ratchet's blow torch.

Ratchet

You ask me, it's all a waste of time. No 'bot ever saved anyone with art.

Bumblebee

At least I can get this junk out of me. I was feeling kinda bloated.

Bumblebee

What? You said to pack the bare essentials!

Prowl

Since when are surround-sound speakers, a strobe light, and a hand-held media player "bare essentials?"

Bumblebee

You should've seen what I left back at the plant.

Prowl

Where did you even find room for all of this junk?

Bumblebee

I'd... rather not say.

Bumblebee

Where do they hide the outlets?

Prowl

For the hundredth time, there is no electricity in the woods. Fire is what provides warmth and light. It's also nature's way of clenacing.

Bumblebee

But chainsaws and pavements were much more effective. So let me barrow your battery for a few hours.

Sari

Ow. I could use some of that fire. These marshmallows aren't gonna roast themselves.

Bumblebee

Let me show you.

Bulkhead

It's no good! These things are rolling off the assembly line faster than I can smash 'em!

Is it always like this on this crazy planet?

Prowl

Pretty much.

Fanzone

Why me?

Bumblebee

You're tops on the list of all the humans we know personally.

Bulkhead

Although, it is kind of a short list.

Prowl

And it does include Prometheus Black and Nanosec.

Bumblebee

But still, you're number one.

Ratchet

Prowl, any sign of the Dinobots?

Prowl

Negative, Ratchet. I'm starting to think those reports of rampages were nothing but exaggeration.

Optimus

We're not taking any chance, Prowl. That's why I had Ratchet lend you his EMP generator and those stasis cuffs.

Prowl

Still, I hardly think they're necessary. The Dinobots are territorial, but if left alone, they're perfectly happy.

Bulkhead

He doesn't look too happy to me!

Bumblebee

Uhh...how long have we been here?

Optimus

Almost two mega-cycles.

Bumblebee

Ha! And you said I couldn't go ten cycles without talking!

Prowl

Mmm-hmm, all it took was being paralyzed.

Bumblebee

What, you're making new rules now? I don't think so! Pay up with that sweet axle grease.

Sari

Thanks for letting me stay here with you guys...again. I just can't be with my fath- or Sumdac. I don't know what I am, but I refuse to be anyone's lab rat.

Optimus Prime

It's possible he found a liquid metal body in his lab. Maybe.

Prowl

Did you say liquid metal body?

I wish I knew more of how you came into being. I just don't know.

Prowl

I may be able to shed some light on this. After reviewing as much data as I could, I believe what you had in your laboratory was a protoform.

What's a protoform?

Optimus Prime

Protoforms are the building blocks of all life on Cybertron.

Prowl

I think some of Professor Sumdac's DNA must have accidentally merged with the protoform. And Sari the result.

Sari

So...I'm like part Cybertronian? Cool! We're like cousins.

Prowl

But is still doesn't explain how a protoform ended up in Sumdac's lab.

Ratchet

What in the name of Cybertron is that!?

Sari

Hey boulder-bot! You wanna mess with my city? You gotta go through me first!

Prowl

Sari?

Bulkhead

But she looks so different.

Optimus Prime

Sari, what are you doing?

Sari

Don't sweat it, Prime! I got this one covered!

Optimus Prime

Prowl, now!!

Prowl

Got it.

Ratchet

Prime, what's your status?

Optimus Prime

We got the key, but she's still out of control.

Ratchet

Right now I'm more worried about Bumblebee. I know what I said before, but I need that key.

Optimus Prime

Go! Now! Bulkhead and I will handle Sari.

Bulkhead

Now what?

Optimus Prime

Good question.

Optimus Prime

Ratchet, Sari's about to explode! The only thing that can stop her is your EMP generator! You need to get here stat!

Ratchet

We can't use it on her, Prime! I got no idea how the blast will affect a techno-organism! It could kill her!

Optimus Prime

We don't have a choice, Ratchet. She could take all of Detroit with her.

Prowl

Go. I'll stay with Bumblebee.

Ratchet

Try to keep him quiet.

Prowl

You do realize this is Bumblebee?

Ratchet

Oh, yeah.