—Delightfully layered-meaning dialog between Professor Sumdac and Megatron
S1Nanosec
S1Along Came a Spider
[Bad Slavic accent] Velcome. I am Count Dracubot. I vant to drink your motor oil.
Hey, guys! I finally found something big enough for my ghost costume.
[Fumes surround his feet, causing Sari to cough]
Bulkhead, where did you get that sheet?
It was just draped over some house. Weird place for a bed sheet, huh?
Oh, that's not a bedsheet. That's a fumigation tent.
Really…? What's a fumigation tent?
[As well as the fumes, Bulkhead's feet are now covered in dead cockroaches.]
Optimus! Check out my costume!
[Camera reveals that Sari is Optimus Prime]
[Imitating Optimus] Oh, look at me. I'm Optimus Prime. I'm scared of spiders.
[Bumblebee and Bulkhead chuckle]
That's not what I sound like—is it?
Last chance to join us, Boss Bot.
Thanks, but I'll pass. Just be careful out there, all right?
Don't worry. I'll keep these two out of trouble. [Imitating Optimus] Transform and roll out!
[Optimus gives Sari a look]
Couldn't resist.
S1Sound and Fury
Here it comes!
Swing it! Give it the old Bulkhead treatment, Sari!
Why exactly is she swinging at a colorful animal?
Smack it! Smack it already!
Hold on, Sari, I'll help! I don't even need a bat.
This will not end well….
I am Soundwave! I am Decepticon! The revolution begins now!
S1Lost and Found
Careful, you copper-clad klutz! You stepped in something!
But with a few dancing lessons, you'll be light on your stabilizing servos like me. Cha cha cha.
Silence, Blitzwing! I did not follow this beacon halfway across the galaxy for dancing lessons! This was Megatron's ship!
Ahaha, Starscream never did have a knack for parking.
These can't be those miserable Autobots, they're far too small.
But look at that one! It's big, it's bold, it's sassy!
You! What have you done with our beloved leader Megatron? Talk!
The Autobots have called in reinforcements. Perhaps we should lay low until we can determine their strength and numbers.
I will not hide. I will stand proudly and shout Megatron's name to the heavens!
Oh, for spark's sake...
We'll have to repair our ship and move the AllSpark off this planet.
We can't just pick up and go. She'll understand.
S1Survival of the Fittest
Hanging out. Teaching her ninja nerve blows. Watching cartoons.
Hold up? What was that again?
Watching cartoons.
No before that.
Teaching her ninja nerve blows.
You're teaching an eight-year-old to do nerve blows?
You want her to pick it up in the street?
This is part of every protoform's elemental programming.
Say what?
Yeah, it's not like we're having her fight Decepticons.
S1Headmaster
ISIsaac Sumdac
Mr. Masterson! I have told my staff time and again: we do not make military robots or headmaster units that takeover other military robots for...more military things!
I'm afraid I don't see the logic in trying to reproduce an image with such primitive tools.
I believe it's more about creating something from one's imagination, like this one for instance.
Actually, that was an accident I had with Ratchet's blow torch.
You ask me, it's all a waste of time. No 'bot ever saved anyone with art.
S1Nature Calls
At least I can get this junk out of me. I was feeling kinda bloated.
[Electronic devices suddenly fall out of him, Prowl gives him a look]
What? You said to pack the bare essentials!
Since when are surround-sound speakers, a strobe light, and a hand-held media player "bare essentials?"
You should've seen what I left back at the plant.
Where did you even find room for all of this junk?
[Bumblebee taps his fingers uncomfortably]
I'd... rather not say.
[Night time came and Bumblebee tries to make a tent. He then walks around with a TV behind Prowl]
Where do they hide the outlets?
For the hundredth time, there is no electricity in the woods. Fire is what provides warmth and light. It's also nature's way of clenacing.
But chainsaws and pavements were much more effective. So let me barrow your battery for a few hours.
[Sari tries a make a campfire, but fail]
Ow. I could use some of that fire. These marshmallows aren't gonna roast themselves.
Let me show you.
[Prowl then make a campfire with his hands]
Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?!
[Creature swipes at Bumblebee and Sari]
Okay. Maybe we're a little unclear on the concept of "your own size".
Maybe you should stop talking logic to a creature that has no head!
Attention, barnacle monster! Come out with your hands over your...well, you don't have a head. But you get the idea.
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