Random Blitzwing quotes from Transformers: Animated

Hothead Blitzwing

Careful, you copper-clad klutz! You stepped in something!

Random Blitzwing

But with a few dancing lessons, you'll be light on your stabilizing servos like me. Cha cha cha.

Lugnut

Silence, Blitzwing! I did not follow this beacon halfway across the galaxy for dancing lessons! This was Megatron's ship!

Random Blitzwing

Ahaha, Starscream never did have a knack for parking.

Hothead Blitzwing

These can't be those miserable Autobots, they're far too small.

Random Blitzwing

But look at that one! It's big, it's bold, it's sassy!

Lugnut

You! What have you done with our beloved leader Megatron? Talk!

Lugnut

And the universe will rejoice! All hail your grand and glorious return!

Starscream

Okaaay. What's his malfunction?

Icy Blitzwing

Technical glitch. It happens.

Random Blitzwing

A lot, actually! Ahahahaha!

Lugnut

It is not a glitch! It is Megatron, and he commands us to deliver him the Key!

Starscream

Megatron...?! Did you just say Megatron?! Did he just say 'MEGATRON?! THERE IS NO MEGATRON! MEGATRON IS OFFLINE! TERMINATED! I DID IT MYSEL—saw it myself.

Lugnut

No! NO! Lies!! LIES!! Megatron lives! We must obey! Our supreme leader has spoken!!!

Starscream

Aren't you forgetting something?..... I AM YOUR SUPREME LEADER!!!!!!!

Hothead Blitzwing

The Key, Autobot!

Ratchet

You'll have to pry it from my cold, offline servo. >

Random Blitzwing

Well, it's not exactly offline, but— [Rips off Ratchet's arm] —it's certainly cold. Ahahahaha!

Hothead Blitzwing

Never give up!

Icy Blitzwing

Never surrender!

Random Blitzwing

NEVER MIND!!

Hothead Blitzwing

AUTOBOTS! I WILL CRUSH THEM INTO IRON FILINGS!

Icy Blitzwing

But my orders are to find the Constructicons.

Random Blitzwing

Ooh, but I LIKE iron filings! Especially sprinkled on top of servo salad!

Hothead Blitzwing

COME BACK HERE, SO I CAN PULL YOUR PISTONS OUT THROUGH YOUR TAILPIPES!

Random Blitzwing

Oh, and void your warranty with excess wear and tear.