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“Black Friday” quotes from Transformers: Animated

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“Black Friday” · Season 2

In this episode: Optimus Prime (4), Powell (3), Blackarachnia (3), Grimlock (3), Meltdown (2), Bumblebee (1), Prowl (1), Fanzone (1)

You want to steal a kiss from me?

[Grimlock nods eagerly and puckers up, and Blackarachnia drains his powers.]

But that means I steal something from you too!

[Shoots a stream of flame at Snarl and Swoop]

With your help, I can finally purge myself of this accursed organic contamination.

Ooh la la. Actually, that's a much better look for you. Why would I help you get rid of it?

Because it would make me very unhappy if you didn't. And when I'm unhappy, they're unhappy!

[Porter C. Powell shows Captain Fanzone prison security footage of Meltdown and Sari]

I don't suppose you wanna tell me how you came into possession of that recording?

What's does it matter where I got it?! I'm—I'm not on trial here, Captain! My life could be in danger. I deserve protection!

Oh, you want protection? Get a Schnauzer.

We're not here to scare people! We're here to get Meltdown's genetic modifier. Maybe you'd be less conspicuous in robot mode.

Okay... [transforms] But me Grimlock still taller than YOU. That why Spider-Lady like me Grimlock best.

Grimlock, as soon as she gets that genetic modifier, she'll drop us like a used engine block.

Autobot bad. Me Grimlock go alone!

[Grimlock walks away down an alley, then comes back]

Uh...where me Grimlock find genetic thingy?

Oh, come on. I know who can get it.

Uh, me Grimlock not supposed to scare puny humans.

This one you can scare all you want.

THEN GIVE US THINGY! NOW!!!

: What thingy?! What's he talking about?!

Prometheus Black's genetic modifier?

Never heard of it.

Did I mention that my partner is awfully hungry?

[Grimlock throws Powell into the air and catches him in his mouth]

Y-you can have it! I know where it is!

Don't touch anything! Since he went bankrupt, technically, all this belongs to me.

[Grimlock falls and breaks everything]

Shall we proceed then? [plugs in genetic modifier]

Whatever it takes to get rid of this foul half of myself.

Uhhhh...about that. I should probably mention a slight change in plans.

Don't worry! I will be purging half of your techno-organic form...just not the half you think.

You slimy traitor! You can't! I won't let you!

I guess the Dinobots never mentioned my disdain for machines. Once we eliminate all your robotic circuitry, your remaining arachnid tissue will be perfect for my genetic experiments, and I will finally achieve my dream of creating a transforming organic!

[Prowl and Bumblebee wake up after being cured by Blackarachnia's venom]

Uhh...how long have we been here?

Almost two mega-cycles.

Ha! And you said I couldn't go ten cycles without talking!

Mmm-hmm, all it took was being paralyzed.

What, you're making new rules now? I don't think so! Pay up with that sweet axle grease.

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