[re: the life knife] Ianto?
[deadpan] Life knife.
S1 E8They Keep Killing Suzie
Give Ianto a stopwatch, and he's happy.
It's the button on the top.
[stunning Max] That one's for Ianto. Risen Mitten, Life Knife, and that old classic...Stun Gun.
SSuzie
“Captain, my Captain.” Do you want to know a secret? There's something moving in the dark and it's coming, Jack Harkness. It's coming for you.
[to Jack] If you're interested, I've still got that stopwatch.
So?
Think about it, lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.
Oh yeah, I can think of a few.
There's quite a list.
I'll send the others home early, see you in my office in ten.
That's ten minutes... and counting.
[Jack starts to walk away]
Oh, Jack? What do you want me to say on the death certificate?
Good question.
She had quite a few deaths in the end.
I don't know. 'Death by Torchwood'.
I'll put a lock on the door. Just in case she goes walking again.
Nah. No chance of that. The Resurrection days are over, thank God.
Oh, I wouldn't be too sure. That's the thing about gloves, sir. They come in pairs.
SSwanson
At last, you must be Torchwood. My team bitch about you all the time.
And you are?
SSwanson
Detective Swanson.
I'm Captain Jack Harkness. [shakes her hand]
SSwanson
So I've heard. Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?
What, you rather me naked?
SSwanson
God help me, the stories are true.
S1 E9Random Shoes
EEugene
[Opening narration] The speed of light is 299,792,458 metres per second. Pain travels through the body at 350 feet per second. Even a sneeze can reach a hundred miles per hour. And as for life? Well... that just bloody whizzes by.
What was [Eugene] doing out on that road?
Oh fuck knows. Categorising chevrons? He was a geek.
I just feel... like there's something going on...
Marvellous. Thank you for that Disney moment.
EEugene
The average life is full of near misses and absolute hits. Of great love and small disasters. It's made up of banana milkshakes, loft insulation and random shoes. It's dead ordinary and truly, truly amazing. What you've got to realize is, it's all here, now. So breathe deep and swallow it whole. Because take it from me: life just whizzes by, and then, all of a sudden, it's--
S1 E10Out of Time
DHDiana Holmes
How did it do that?
It's automatic. It knows you're there.
DHDiana Holmes
But how?
There are wave-bouncing detectors which emit high-frequency radio waves and then they throw reflections -
[Diana examines the automatic doors than looks into the store]
DHDiana Holmes
Bananas...!
Of course bananas are far more interesting.
EEmma
How much food money do I have left?
£15.40.
[Emma immediately grabs various confectionery items]
£12.10. You'll ruin your teeth.
EEmma
You sound like my mum.
[John Ellis picks up a copy of a magazine with a woman in her underwear on the front]
Good God!
Welcome to the wonderful world of scantily-clad celebrities.
There are children around!
She's a children's TV presenter.
[John replaces the magazine with a shocked expression]
Emma's parents are a bit religious.
Oh, er...Better not tell them you saw my morning glory then,eh!
S1 E11Combat
[At a scene where a man has been killed by a weevil, The Crazy Frog Ringtone sounds]
TTosh
Is that his...?
You don't think I would choose that ringtone.
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