If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.
That's just the humans.
“They Keep Killing Suzie” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Jack Harkness (7), Ianto Jones (5), Owen Harper (5), Tosh (2), Gwen Cooper (1)
Wait a minute, I've taken retcon.
Then better stay away from sharp objects.
Ianto, how many people have we given amnesia pills to?
Two thousand and eight.
Hey, what if they all become psychotic?
TTosh
Do you have to sound so happy?
Yeah, I'm just saying, Mean Streets!
[re: the Resurrection Gauntlet.] You know, we never gave it a cool name.
TTosh
I thought we just called it "the Resurrection Gauntlet".
Cool name.
What about... the Risen Mitten?
[Jack raises his eyebrows and Owen rolls his eyes despairingly.]
I think it's catchy.
We've been talking to the wrong corpse.
[re: the life knife] Ianto?
[deadpan] Life knife.
Give Ianto a stopwatch, and he's happy.
It's the button on the top.
[stunning Max] That one's for Ianto. Risen Mitten, Life Knife, and that old classic...Stun Gun.
SSuzie
“Captain, my Captain.” Do you want to know a secret? There's something moving in the dark and it's coming, Jack Harkness. It's coming for you.
[to Jack] If you're interested, I've still got that stopwatch.
So?
Think about it, lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.
Oh yeah, I can think of a few.
There's quite a list.
I'll send the others home early, see you in my office in ten.
That's ten minutes... and counting.
[Jack starts to walk away]
Oh, Jack? What do you want me to say on the death certificate?
Good question.
She had quite a few deaths in the end.
I don't know. 'Death by Torchwood'.
I'll put a lock on the door. Just in case she goes walking again.
Nah. No chance of that. The Resurrection days are over, thank God.
Oh, I wouldn't be too sure. That's the thing about gloves, sir. They come in pairs.
SSwanson
At last, you must be Torchwood. My team bitch about you all the time.
And you are?
SSwanson
Detective Swanson.
I'm Captain Jack Harkness. [shakes her hand]
SSwanson
So I've heard. Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?
What, you rather me naked?
SSwanson
God help me, the stories are true.
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