PC Andy quotes from Torchwood

How's Rhys? Other than hungry.

If she's anti-terrorist, I would not mind being Uncle Terrorist.

Gwen

But those people, last night - the people in the car, who are they? What's Torchwood?

I dunno. Special Ops?

Gwen

Yeah, but what does that mean?

I'll bet you ten quid they're DNA specialists. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks. CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a meat kebab!

Rhys! What are you doing here?! It's a crime scene!

Gwen

Oh come on, Andy, Rhys won't blab.

Rhys

Excuse me! I've kept loads of secrets!

Like what?

Rhys

Like a Time Agency based in Cardiff!

Gwen

It's not based in Cardiff.

Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done.

She shot the wheels. What kind of "terrorist" shoots your wheels, hm?

A clever one.