Torchwood · Season 2, Episode 13
“Exit Wounds” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Jack Harkness (3), Gwen Cooper (3), Captain John Hart (3), Tosh (2), Owen Harper (1), Rhys Williams (1), PC Andy (1)
Rhys! What are you doing here?! It's a crime scene!
Oh come on, Andy, Rhys won't blab.
Excuse me! I've kept loads of secrets!
Like what?
Like a Time Agency based in Cardiff!
It's not based in Cardiff.
Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done.
[Jack enters the Hub. "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" is playing in the background.]
Come on! Sing along! It's our song!
We don't have a song! And if we did have a song, it wouldn't be this song!
[deadpan] You're no fun!
What do you want?
I want you to know that I love you.
Funny way of showing it.
No, seriously. You have to understand. [turns around] I really do love you.
[John pulls out two submachine guns and shoots Jack repeatedly. John stands over his "corpse".]
'Cause this is gonna get nasty.
You took your time!
On your knees!
[sigh] Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people.
Now!
[Owen is trapped in a room and is about to be vaporised]
[hysterical] Tosh! Toshiko, I can't get out! Not like this! I'm not dying here! Get me out of here Tosh, get me out of here, I died once and I'm not doing it again! Where's Jack? Where's Gwen, Ianto, John?!? You wanna watch the dead man die again?!
Owen, just stay calm.
Why should I do that? Where's the fun in that? I'm gonna rage my way to oblivion!
[upset, quietly] Please stop.
Why? Give me good bloody reason why I should, one good reason why I shouldn't keep screaming!
[crying] Because you're breaking my heart!
[calms down] Sorry.
[still crying, harder] It's my fault.
No, no no it isn't, no it isn't, don't you dare go there Tosh, I'm really sorry. [pause] What's gonna happen to me Tosh?
[whisper] I can't.
Please, okay, I need to know.
[not crying but barely able to get the words out] The containment chamber will be flooded with irradiated coolant.
Ah, my body will slowly decompose, while I watch.
[crying] I should have been able to stop it!
Sshh, come on Tosh, there's no way you could have anticipated that power spike, come on. Besides you've saved my back so many times in the past, right from the moment I joined.
Your second week, I had to cover for you, pretend I was a medic because you were hung over and unreachable.
[weak laugh] What was it, space pig?
Space pig.
We never did get that date did we, you and me? We sort of, uh, missed each other, was my fault, didn't notice until it was too late, I'm sorry.
[weakly, crying] Me too.
[alarms sound] It's starting.
[whisper] Owen.
It's all right; really Tosh, it's all right. [last words] Oh god.
[on video] Okay. So, if you're seeing this, I guess it means I'm, well, dead. Hope it was impressive! Not crossing the road or an 'incident' with a toaster. I just wanted to say, it's okay, it really is. Jack, you saved me. You showed me all the wonders of the universe and all those possibilities. And I wouldn't have missed it for the world. Thank you. And Owen. You never knew. I love you. All of you. And.... I hope I did good.
Now we carry on.
I don't think I can. Not after this.
You can. We all can. The end is where we start from.
Series 3: Children of Earth
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