There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again.
“Everything Changes” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Jack Harkness (5), Gwen Cooper (2), Owen Harper (2), Ianto Jones (1), PC Andy (1)
But those people, last night - the people in the car, who are they? What's Torchwood?
PAPC Andy
I dunno. Special Ops?
Yeah, but what does that mean?
PAPC Andy
I'll bet you ten quid they're DNA specialists. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks. CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a meat kebab!
Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"?
Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I'm a twat.
This is Owen Harper.
Doctor Owen Harper.
And this is Ianto Jones [Ianto nods] Ianto cleans up after us, gets us everywhere on time.
IIanto 
I try my best.
And he looks good in a suit.
Careful, that's harassment, sir.
But hold on, if no one can see it when the lift's coming up, there's a great big bloody hole in the floor. Don't people fall in?
That is so Welsh.
What is?
I show you something fantastic; you find fault.
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