Richard Hammond quotes from Top Gear

Richard

So much grip! It'll crease the road before it lets go, I'm sure.

Richard

It puts out six hundred and twenty-six brake horsepower, and more torque than in all the rest of the cars in the world added together.

Richard

This is the sort of power that planets are built with! Awesome!

Richard

There's plastic - [raps on dash] - in here. Come on.

Richard

And then they tell you - proudly! - that there's enough room in the boot for two sets of golf clubs. And that worries me, that's just fat-businessman stuff. It's a marriage between McLaren and Mercedes, the SLR. And it's brilliant! I just wish it was a bit more McLaren and a bit less Mercedes.

Richard

I could watch that all day! Who'd like to see it in slow motion?

Richard

Oh, look! Jeremy's brought a plastic car!

Richard

He just - he misses the point, he's reduced the whole thing to a mathematical equation! That's not a car, it's a calculator.

Richard

[on the CityRover] At 6,900 pounds it is too expensive, particularly as, well it's rubbish.

Richard

What I like is the way Jeremy's taken on a kind of a bouncer role here. I mean, just leaping around the audience looming at people.

Richard

On tonight's cut-price Top Gear: A small plastic car that's actually quite economical; we take a seasonal Yuletide trip to, eh... Birmingham; oh, and we do have a supercar! Albeit a quite cheap one.

Richard

It's like a bottle of sports car concentrate.

Richard

Kimi Räikkönen. He's 24 years old, he's paid millions of pounds a year, and he chooses to live... in Chigwell.

Richard

And the Vauxhall Signum. In particular, we were surprised that anyone could be catatonically stupid enough to make a people carrier that can actually carry fewer people than the saloon on which it's based.

Richard

And as for the Alfa 147 GTA, well, that's not dead, but it's as mad as a badger.