Fancy, don't slop the paint so much. That's it. Now, curve it to that side street.
[while painting] This is the job for me, T.C.! I'm an expert on curves!
All S1
S1 E18Farewell, Mr. Dibble
Brain, the wanted poster gimmick up yet?
Eh, just about, T.C., but I hate to do this to Cha-Cha Charlie. I think he's better looking than the Mayor!
S1 E19The Grand Tour
Well, stockholders, you requested a clarification of our company's position, so have a look. [the line goes up and down until it reaches the ground] We'd be even lower, but I ran out of room. Gentlemen, I hate to shake you up, but by now a depression would be an improvement.
[clapping his hands] Here, here!
As board chairman, may I move that the gentleman from the west side shut his yap?
Please, this is no time for jokes Chooch. We're being packed off to the clink. [takes out some of the coins from the treasure chest] Hey. Hey, it does look like real money.
Great. Now we'll be booked on a counterfeiting rap.
[angry] Er, Benny...
Yes T.C.?
I have one question. What do you do for an encore? Sheesh.
[feebly] I'm sorry, Top Cat.
S1 E20The Golden Fleecing
Uh-oh. The money's gone
What's the matter, T.C?
Benny the Ball is in trouble.
If that's trouble then I'll, like, take a double order.
This is it, T.C. Honeydew and her folks live up on the fourth floor.
Alright, Benny. Now you go on up and tell them we'll join them shortly. Brain and Fancy, you stay outside. We'll signal out of the window if we need more money.
Where will we get it? You took all we had.
Fake it, boy. Fake it. Spook and Choo-Choo, we've got to play poker like we've never played before.
Crazy.
Got'cha, coach.
Now then, do you boys remember the time I told you about in Philly a couple of years ago?
Where you ran into those army guys?
And you played poker, like, for two days?
You're remembering. And I came home and taught the game to you.
[gasps] You don't mean.....?
Not Acey-Deucy under my shoesy?
The very same.
But T.C. That game ain't honest.
Yeah and besides, like, could we get away with it?
S1 E21Space Monkey
Gentlemen, it seems that we are face-to-face with the grim spectre of employment.
Now let's not be hasty, T.C.
Uh, we can discuss this calmly and, uh, sensibly.
Yeah, over a little game of, like, uh....
...Pool?
Look, Marvo old pal, not that I'm impatient or anything but what time do the massages start? And the champagne?
MMarvo
[confused] Eek?
You know, like it says in the newspaper, [He hands Marvo the newspaper] the piped-in music special, the food, the silked sheets, and the limousines. On that, do we have a choice of colour? Shouldn't there be orchestra dances?
MMarvo
Eek-Eek [He bursts out laughing whilst pointing at the newspaper]
I think he's trying to tell us something.
He's probably trying to tell us we've been had. Come on, we're getting out of here even if we have to dig our way out.
Fellas, do you know where we are? Cape, and get this, Canaveral!
Canaveral?
You mean where they... "whoosh!"
Uh-huh!
And get this: they "whoosh!" with us in the "whoosh!"-ster!
[Top Cat receives a crate of bananas from Africa]
[reading an attached note] "Compliments from a wide and grateful family and friend. Signed, Eek-Eek."
CCChoo Choo, Benny, Fancy-Fancy, Brain, Spook
"Eek-Eek"?
What's all this "Eek-Eek" stuff?
Oh, the boys got a touch of indigestion. Have a banana, Dib...
Who're the bananas from?
Oh... they're from an anthropoid!
An anthropoid? That's nice. But getting back to chimpanzees, I'll always remember Marvo.
[holding a banana] So will I, so will I! And why shouldn't I remember him? [eats the banana] After all, he remembered me!
S1 E22The Late T.C.
For the first time in my life I think I'm gonna faint! [faints]
Hey Top Cat! Wake up! Talk to me! You still have a few days left! Gee, I better get him back to the doctor. We gotta keep him gone.
[inside the trash can] I hate to pry, sir, but what's happening?
[carrying the can] You know that Hudson River cruise you wanted T.C.?
You mean...?
Yeah! I'm gonna let you have it! [tosses the can into the truck, and it drives away] Bon voyage, Top Cat! [laughs as he is satisfied about Top Cat leaving]
S1 E24Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga
The "Lola Glamour" club is now disbanded! Those wishing to join the "Gina lollapalooza" club say Aye!
BSBenny, Spook
Aye
LGLola Glamour
[angry] Don't you dare mention that woman's name. I can't stand Gina Lollapalooza.
I don't blame you. She can act.
I don't think she likes us, T.C...
That is the understatement of the year. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!
Like, er, he ain't around pops. I bet he heard all she said.
You're right. And you know how sensitive Chooch gets this time of the year. Let's find him, quick.
Yeah, like he may already be... [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture]
Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!
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