Top Cat · Season 1
[first lines] Alright, you guys, settle down. With a little luck, they may never find out we're aboard. We can sleep here every night, mingle with passengers during the day. Benny can slip us some food from the dining room. We'll have a ball. Okay, Spook, what was in that suitcase?
Currency, like, various denominations, like, money.
Like, money? Wow, it is money! By the law of finders-keepers, we are rich.
[Benny is startled by a knocking from his bags]
Hey, Benny! Open the trunk, Benny, and let us out!
[Benny opens his trunk and finds the whole gang stuffed inside]
Well, for goodness sakes! You're all packed in like sardines!
Sshhh, Benny, not so loud. We're traveling incognito, you get what I mean?
Is that better than tourist class?
Step right up, folks. This is it, the big time in the big top where for a slight fee you'll see right before your very eyes the most daring, unbelievable high trapeze act ever attempted. I call your attention to stage right for the start of this death-defying act.
Uh, nobody said anything about defying no death to me.
This brave performer will swing across the street, catch his partner and swing back, all without a net.
Now he tells me.
Okay, maestro, if you please.
Right. [plays drumroll]
Hey, what's that crowd doing in the alley? Top Cat must be up to something.
The least T.C. could have done was let us rehearse this once.
500 alleys in New York, and I gotta have one with a nut in it. [Brain catches him] What in the.
Officer Dibble! Excuse me, folks. I gotta go water the elephants.
I'm ready, Brain! [sees Brain holding Officer Dibble] Officer Dibble, what are you doing here? Everybody wants to get in the act.
Brain, I'm warning you. Put me down or I'll run you in.
Uh, Okay. [drops Office Dibble as he lands on the trash can]
It wasn't much, but he sure is game.
That did it. Now I'm really sore. Old Dibble is on the warpath. And when I find that Top Cat, the feathers are gonna fly!
Wrap a towel around your head, Benny.
Is it alright to wear Turkish towel if I'm an Indian?
Sure, Dibble won't know the difference. The closest he's ever come to royalty was once when he had a pair of kings playing poker. [laughs]
Oh this is ridiculous. What am I doing? Sending children to do a man's job. Here, Benny, hold my hat.
Geronimo.
Now why'd he do that? He knows he can't swim.
Hey. Just a minute, what's with all this Jazz jazz?
That's A.T. Jazz to you, man.
What's the A.T. stand for?
All That.
That figures. Listen, pal, you're the one who don't get it. Me and the chick have a regular thing going, see?
Sorry, chum, but that's all over. I'm in, you're out. Here's your posies [puts flowers in T.C's hands] and here's your chocolates [puts the chocolate box on T.C's head] . The box, that is.
Gee, thanks for the pizza, Jazz. It's really nice of you.
That's ok, pal, I always take of my friends. We are friends after all, right?
Yeah. Anchovies and peppers too.
Nothing's too good for a buddy of mine. And, incidentally buddy, why is T.C. so big on the foreign lingo kick?
Oh, I don't know. T.C. never tells me anything.
Hey. What are you doing with my pizza?
Ah, some pal you are. You don't even know any secret information.
[TC gets the horse on the S.S. Africa, which departs for its namesake]
[tearfully waving goodbye] He was a good horse, a real nice horse. And he so loved to have his picture taken... and I don't even have one of him.
There, there, Benny, it's all right. That horse is out of here and we're in the clear. And it's all for the best. Your horsey will be all right in Africa, meeting its distant relatives like zebras, camels, llamas... OH NO!
[the horse climbs on port, having jumped ship and swum back]
Well, it finally happened. We finally landed a million-dollar deal. Only instead of making it, we OWE it!
I feel sick... sick... sick... sick sick sick sick sick!
[sees Top Cat opening the fire hydrant from his car] Now what's Top Cat up to? Tampering with a hydrant, huh? [stops his car] Top Cat, what's going on?
[sends a gush of water out of the hydrant] There she blows!
Hey, you can't...
[the gush of water sprays in Dibble's face, filling his car up with water]
Hey, like, it's Officer Dibble!
Uh-oh! He ain't gonna like that!
[Dibble mouths "That Top Cat" in his water filled car]
Uh-oh. Spook, Dibble's gaining on T.C.
Yeah. He's starting down the alley now.
Don't worry, men, it's in the bag.
Oh no. Looks like I got a flat tyre.
I tell ya that Dibble will never learn to be firm with the sergeant. Dib just hasn't the knack. The savoir-faire. The stiff upper lip.
He's not like you, T.C.
Thanks, Benny.
You got plenty of lip.
[Cue laughter from Choo Choo.]
It's called, um... if you'll pardon the term. "Naked Town."
Oooooh, what he said!
Don't encourage him, Benny.
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