Top Cat quotes from Top Cat

Top Cat

Oh this is ridiculous. What am I doing? Sending children to do a man's job. Here, Benny, hold my hat.

Top Cat

Well, it finally happened. We finally landed a million-dollar deal. Only instead of making it, we OWE it!

Top Cat

I feel sick... sick... sick... sick sick sick sick sick!

Top Cat

[calling the driver] Hold it, hold it...! [a crunchy crush is heard] Oh, no! [He presents the fragments of the diamond to the jeweller] Look at it this way, Mr. Stiffany: it saves you the cost of a cutter! Just think of all these sparkling jewels, ready to capture the hearts of young ladies... Here you are with my compliments, and, ah, forget the reward... [Mr Stiffany bursts into tears]

Top Cat

It's got to be here, fellas, it's got to be here! Keep looking... and keep digging!

Top Cat

The verdict is unanimous. No pets! Especially not ones with ten-foot tongues!

Top Cat

[impersonating Dibble] Hi, Sarge. What're you doin' besides warming the chair? Sure it's Dibble. Who else would tolerate your incompetence?

Top Cat

Benny is the last of the all-day suckers, that's what. He has just been baited, bagged, buncoed, conned, heisted and flimflammed!

Top Cat

I better shake him before he kills himself!

Top Cat

[first lines] Alright, you guys, settle down. With a little luck, they may never find out we're aboard. We can sleep here every night, mingle with passengers during the day. Benny can slip us some food from the dining room. We'll have a ball. Okay, Spook, what was in that suitcase?

Spook

Currency, like, various denominations, like, money.

Top Cat

Like, money? Wow, it is money! By the law of finders-keepers, we are rich.

Top Cat

Hey, Benny! Open the trunk, Benny, and let us out!

Benny

Well, for goodness sakes! You're all packed in like sardines!

Top Cat

Sshhh, Benny, not so loud. We're traveling incognito, you get what I mean?

Benny

Is that better than tourist class?

Top Cat

Step right up, folks. This is it, the big time in the big top where for a slight fee you'll see right before your very eyes the most daring, unbelievable high trapeze act ever attempted. I call your attention to stage right for the start of this death-defying act.

Brain

Uh, nobody said anything about defying no death to me.

Top Cat

This brave performer will swing across the street, catch his partner and swing back, all without a net.

Choo Choo

Now he tells me.

Top Cat

Okay, maestro, if you please.

Benny

Right. [plays drumroll]

Officer Dibble

Hey, what's that crowd doing in the alley? Top Cat must be up to something.

Brain

The least T.C. could have done was let us rehearse this once.

Officer Dibble

500 alleys in New York, and I gotta have one with a nut in it. [Brain catches him] What in the.

Top Cat

Officer Dibble! Excuse me, folks. I gotta go water the elephants.

Choo Choo

I'm ready, Brain! [sees Brain holding Officer Dibble] Officer Dibble, what are you doing here? Everybody wants to get in the act.

Officer Dibble

Brain, I'm warning you. Put me down or I'll run you in.

Brain

Uh, Okay. [drops Office Dibble as he lands on the trash can]

It wasn't much, but he sure is game.

Officer Dibble

That did it. Now I'm really sore. Old Dibble is on the warpath. And when I find that Top Cat, the feathers are gonna fly!

Top Cat

Wrap a towel around your head, Benny.

Benny

Is it alright to wear Turkish towel if I'm an Indian?

Top Cat

Sure, Dibble won't know the difference. The closest he's ever come to royalty was once when he had a pair of kings playing poker. [laughs]

Top Cat

Geronimo.

Benny

Now why'd he do that? He knows he can't swim.

Top Cat

Hey. Just a minute, what's with all this Jazz jazz?

That's A.T. Jazz to you, man.

Top Cat

What's the A.T. stand for?

All That.

Top Cat

That figures. Listen, pal, you're the one who don't get it. Me and the chick have a regular thing going, see?

Sorry, chum, but that's all over. I'm in, you're out. Here's your posies [puts flowers in T.C's hands] and here's your chocolates [puts the chocolate box on T.C's head] . The box, that is.