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S1 E24Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga

All that work for nothing! Oh, boy...

Where are you going, T.C.?

[holding Choo Choo's boulder] I'm gonna pick up where Chooch left off! Goodbye, cruel world!

[Officer Dibble rushes up]

[grabbing the boulder] Hold it, Top Cat! You ain't getting away from me that easy!

Oh, come on, Dib, can't I even drown in peace?

Forget the lake, T.C.! You're going up the river! Now throw that rock away NOW!

Throw away the rock. Okay, you're the law! [he chucks the boulder over the bridge, and Dibble goes with it and looks down] Oh, I'm so sorry about your uniform, sir! I hope it sampharizes!

[soaking wet] I'm gonna sampharize you, T.C.! I'll see that you get 30 days!

S1 E25King for a Day

I haven't had a job for as long as I can remember. And, my little Benny has no shoes. My poor Chooch has never been to school...

What do you mean "I haven't been to school?" I have so.

Quiet Chooch. Kindergarten doesn't count so don't interrupt.

S1 E26The Con Men

But gosh Top Cat.

It's the moment of decision: do we want other moochers movin' in and moochin' in our moochery? No, we must make a stand. And most of all, remember, it's not for us... it's for Tony and all the zebras in Africa.

S1 E27Dibble Breaks the Record

Uh-oh. Spook, open manhole. Dead ahead.

I got it.

Dancing under the stars under the captivating rhythms of Chico Cougo, the cha-cha king. [he does the cha-cha dance whilst obliviously standing on top of Spook, who groans and sinks deeper each time] Cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha.

Nice work, Spook.

Man, like, uh, he dislocha-cha'd my sacridiliac

[the gang makes a surveillance report to Top Cat]

[seeing a groaning Benny] Oh, no, you blew it...

Sorry, T.C. He got run over by a piano.

Run over by a piano? How do ya get run over by a piano?

What are we going to do, T.C.?

I don't know, but we'll think of something. Come on, let's go...

[Dibble drives up in his car]

Hey, fellas... get in. Come on, come on, we're wasting time!

Gosh, Dib, I don't know what to say. You got me.

Skip it, T.C.! I figured you guys needed a vacation too.

[the gang get into Dibble's car]

S1 E28Dibble Sings Again

[After Dibble's singing breaks some glass nearby] Did you hear that voice, Fancy?

I did indeed. But what could I say? He's carrying a club.

S1 E30Dibble's Double

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