Well, stockholders, you requested a clarification of our company's position, so have a look. [the line goes up and down until it reaches the ground] We'd be even lower, but I ran out of room. Gentlemen, I hate to shake you up, but by now a depression would be an improvement.
Please, this is no time for jokes Chooch. We're being packed off to the clink. [takes out some of the coins from the treasure chest] Hey. Hey, it does look like real money.