A character in Top Cat
Voiced by Leo De Lyon
Top Cat · 56 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Top Cat: in 16 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Top Cat (13), Choo-Choo (13), Benny the Ball (8)
[first lines] Alright, you guys, settle down. With a little luck, they may never find out we're aboard. We can sleep here every night, mingle with passengers during the day. Benny can slip us some food from the dining room. We'll have a ball. Okay, Spook, what was in that suitcase?
SpookCurrency, like, various denominations, like, money.
Like, money? Wow, it is money! By the law of finders-keepers, we are rich.
[sees Top Cat opening the fire hydrant from his car] Now what's Top Cat up to? Tampering with a hydrant, huh? [stops his car] Top Cat, what's going on?
[sends a gush of water out of the hydrant] There she blows!
Hey, you can't...
[the gush of water sprays in Dibble's face, filling his car up with water]
SpookHey, like, it's Officer Dibble!
Uh-oh! He ain't gonna like that!
[Dibble mouths "That Top Cat" in his water filled car]
Uh-oh. Spook, Dibble's gaining on T.C.
Yeah. He's starting down the alley now.
SpookDon't worry, men, it's in the bag.
Oh no. Looks like I got a flat tyre.
T.C's sure been in there, uh, a long time.
Yeah. I'm hungry.
He's on his fifth pizza.
SpookIt's his sixth. But, who counts?
So we return the scarab back to the museum and everything will...
[interrupting] But what about Shirley, T.C.?
Shirley? Shirley who?
The Shirley who I gave the jade scarab to.
SpookLooks like we'll have to, like er, snatch the scarab from Shirley.
Yeah, and unsnatch it back to the museum.
But, er, that'll be dangerous.
I know. There'll be police and nightwatchmen and burglar alarms but I think we can handle them.
That part's easy. Who's gonna handle Shirley?
Ok, Fancy, hit the breaks.
Hit the breaks, will you, Spook?
SpookYeah, the breaks, Chooch.
Quick, Brain, the breaks.
Breaks? Uh, what breaks?
[sarcastically] That's what I like about you, Brain. You think of nothing.
Uh, what happened?
[angry] Do me a favour, Brain. Don't tell anyone I know you.
Gee, I wish I could be tough and hard like T.C. He's got nerves of steel. Nothing upsets him.
SpookYeah, he's one real cool cat, man.
Hey, Benny...
Yeah, T.C.?
[weeping softly] You got a hanky I can borrow?
Sure, T.C. Here.
[to the amazement of the gang, Top Cat wipes his face on the handkerchief]
Well? What's the matter with you guys? Haven't you ever seen anyone with something in his eye before?
[offscreen] Sure we did, T.C. But not you.
SpookMan, ain't this heat a gas?
Where were you?
SpookLike, I was making the public library scene.
You were reading a book?
SpookWell, like, I was faking it, but this book is so far out, I got hooked. What a crazy, mixed-up story.
What was it about, Spook?
SpookWell, it starts out about an aardvark and ends up with everybody playing the xylophone.
What's it called?
Spook"Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry."
"Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry?" Let me see that. [looks at the book] That's "Unabridged Dictionary"! What's the matter with you? That's nothing but words!
SpookOh, I thought it was kinda freeform.
Uh-oh. The money's gone
What's the matter, T.C?
Benny the Ball is in trouble.
SpookIf that's trouble then I'll, like, take a double order.
This is it, T.C. Honeydew and her folks live up on the fourth floor.
Alright, Benny. Now you go on up and tell them we'll join them shortly. Brain and Fancy, you stay outside. We'll signal out of the window if we need more money.
Where will we get it? You took all we had.
Fake it, boy. Fake it. Spook and Choo-Choo, we've got to play poker like we've never played before.
SpookCrazy.
Got'cha, coach.
Now then, do you boys remember the time I told you about in Philly a couple of years ago?
Where you ran into those army guys?
SpookAnd you played poker, like, for two days?
You're remembering. And I came home and taught the game to you.
[gasps] You don't mean.....?
SpookNot Acey-Deucy under my shoesy?
The very same.
But T.C. That game ain't honest.
SpookYeah and besides, like, could we get away with it?
Gentlemen, it seems that we are face-to-face with the grim spectre of employment.
Now let's not be hasty, T.C.
Uh, we can discuss this calmly and, uh, sensibly.
SpookYeah, over a little game of, like, uh....
...Pool?
Fellas, do you know where we are? Cape, and get this, Canaveral!
SpookCanaveral?
You mean where they... "whoosh!"
Uh-huh!
And get this: they "whoosh!" with us in the "whoosh!"-ster!
[Top Cat receives a crate of bananas from Africa]
[reading an attached note] "Compliments from a wide and grateful family and friend. Signed, Eek-Eek."
"Eek-Eek"?
What's all this "Eek-Eek" stuff?
Oh, the boys got a touch of indigestion. Have a banana, Dib...
Who're the bananas from?
Oh... they're from an anthropoid!
An anthropoid? That's nice. But getting back to chimpanzees, I'll always remember Marvo.
[holding a banana] So will I, so will I! And why shouldn't I remember him? [eats the banana] After all, he remembered me!
The "Lola Glamour" club is now disbanded! Those wishing to join the "Gina lollapalooza" club say Aye!
Aye
[angry] Don't you dare mention that woman's name. I can't stand Gina Lollapalooza.
I don't blame you. She can act.
I don't think she likes us, T.C...
That is the understatement of the year. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!
SpookLike, er, he ain't around pops. I bet he heard all she said.
You're right. And you know how sensitive Chooch gets this time of the year. Let's find him, quick.
SpookYeah, like he may already be... [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture]
Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!
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