Titus · Season 3
[The FBI believes that the Titus family to be a terrorist group.]
We can't plan a hijacking! Listen, we can't even plan a wedding.
[straight cut to Titus]
Oh, we planned the wedding. We didn't plan on my mom killing her husband at the wedding. That was Mom's idea. She didn't know what to get us.
If you asked them to kill Gerald Ford, only two of them would do it.
[cut to Dave]
So, he wants Ford dead...
[A boy at school has been harassing Erin's niece Amy.]
I hate bullies!
You're about to beat up a kid with a bat!
What's your point?
A reckless accusation can ruin a person's life, any person's like my high school rival, Mario Copono from Fremont, California. His life would suck if somebody went on national television and just said out loud that he prances around in women's underwear. Man, I hope that never happens to...Mario Copono of Fremont, California.
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