TTitus
Where's my tux?
Somebody's bringing it.
TTitus
"Somebody" who?
Nobody. Dave.
TTitus
No!
[walking in with tux] "I'm getting married in five days." Well, lies, lies, LIES!
“The Wedding” · Season 2, Episode 24
In this episode: Titus (3), Dave Titus (1), Tommy Shafter (1)
BBill
Where is all of this anger coming from?
Well, some of it's from my childhood. But a little of it is from you punching my mom in the face!
Okay, Dad's not good at marriage, so I don't want him sitting next to...anybody. Erin's parents, gotta keep them separated. Marriage will make people do funny things, like suffer through 35 years of mutual hate and soul-torturing pain that can never be erased. (whispers): They're Catholic. [...] Okay, put Dave next to Erin's sister...no, that's a drug deal waiting to happen. We have Michael, Erin's brother...oh, great, now I have to invite cops.
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