TTitus
Dave, thank God you're not dead!
Well, no thanks to you. I was supposed to kill myself an hour ago.
TTitus
I just got your suicide note. Maybe next time you shouldn't mail it!
“Private Dave” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Titus (1), Dave Titus (1)
[After throwing Titus through a window]
SGSgt. Gordon
Maybe you should join the Air Force now that you know how to fly.
Titus (opens the recruitment office's door, cockily): Excuse me...bus station soldier! (laughs as he enters to retrieve the paper. A few seconds later, Titus is hurled through the office window, with everyone outside reacting in shock)
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