Hey! Don't you ever call me again and tell me that you love me and you forgive me!
Hi, Dad.
I would rather a highway patrol officer show up on my doorstep with your head in a bag!
“Life Forward” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Ken Titus (2), Dave Titus (1), Christopher Titus (1)
JOJerry October
Welcome to Life Forward, where people discover what holds them back in life.
All these people have kids?
JOJerry October
Dave, why don't you tell us what you really want?
(sobbing) But I told you! I want to be bitten by a radioactive spider and get super powers!
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