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S2 E20

Titus · Season 2, Episode 20

Titus and Dave in “Private Dave”

TTitus

Dave, thank God you're not dead!

Dave

Well, no thanks to you. I was supposed to kill myself an hour ago.

TTitus

I just got your suicide note. Maybe next time you shouldn't mail it!

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