“When I Say Jump” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Titus (3), Dave Titus (1), Erin Fitzpatrick (1)
Normal people see a bridge spanning a 1500 foot gorge and think, "What a beautiful architectural achievement." Screwed-up people see the same bridge and think, "Oh, I gotta jump off of that!" With a parachute. I'm not an idiot.
(Dave is about to push Titus down a flight of cement stairs in a shopping cart)
Okay, what's the record?
(through his headgear) Fifteen stairs!
What?
Fifteen stairs!
All right, fifteen stairs! Go! (Dave pushes the cart) Woo-hoo!
Yeah! (loud crash, Titus groans) Oh my God, Titus! Your head is touching your butt!
I can hear the ocean.
Christopher, you know how some girls have dreams about being beauty queens, or astronauts, or doctors?
No.
My dream was always to be the only girl in my family... to never get arrested.
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