[talking about a Christmas fight in which he locked his girlfriend out of the house]
When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was a matter.
I went to the window and tore open the blinds,
And there was my girlfriend, quite out of her mind!
And I was just standing there, heart pounding with fear,
She was bangin' on the glass door with a vodka bottle…filled just 'bout to here.
And I knew the window couldn't take it.
As she screamed, "Unlock it, you bastard, or, I swear, I'll break it!"
Well, I couldn't do that; it was a rented place.
So I opened the door, and she punched me in the face!
And I summoned my manhood from bottom to top,
And I screamed like a little girl…"I'M CALLING THE COPS!"
Of all the survivors of domestic abuse, 80% never tell anyone. (as he's backing up to pull down the window shade): Of all the 6'2", 200lb. men beaten up by 5', 98lb women...(lowers the shade, pulls off his Santa beard, revealing a bruised and scratched up face, whispers): 100% never tell anyone. (picks up the taped-up note from Noelle): "Dear Christopher, I love you too much: that's the problem. Be mine forever, and I promise I'll never hurt you. Love, Noelle." God bless us, everyone.
Titus (to Erin, after telling her that he didn't love Noelle and was only with her because of how abusive and manipulative she was): If you can't figure out when I'm lying, then I don't know if I can trust you.
Titus (about Noelle's abuse): The only one I ever told was my Dad. There's always one guy in your life you can tell anything to. Someday, I'll meet that guy.
(Flashback: Titus is banging on the door as Ken comes to answer it)
Titus (from outside): Dad, let me in! She kicked my ass again!
Ken (as he pulls in his injured son, in sotto voce): Shut up! I have a reputation in this neighborhood. (shouts out of the open door into the neighborhood): What's that you say, boy?! Your drug habit kicked your ass? Gonna have to send your butt to rehab! (Ken closes the door and turns back to his son): You tell anyone that munchkin beat you up, and I'll kick your ass!