Titus in “Last Noelle”

Of all the survivors of domestic abuse, 80% never tell anyone. (as he's backing up to pull down the window shade): Of all the 6'2", 200lb. men beaten up by 5', 98lb women...(lowers the shade, pulls off his Santa beard, revealing a bruised and scratched up face, whispers): 100% never tell anyone. (picks up the taped-up note from Noelle): "Dear Christopher, I love you too much: that's the problem. Be mine forever, and I promise I'll never hurt you. Love, Noelle." God bless us, everyone.