TTitus
We think you have a problem. It's about your drinking.
But I haven't had a drink in a month.
TTitus
Dad, we'd like you to start again.
“Intervention” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Titus (2), Ken Titus (1), Tommy Shafter (1)
[Ken, having started drinking again, reveals that Tommy had a dream about Titus in which Titus was naked.]
The nudity, it wasn't gratuitous, it was integral to the plot of of the dream!
[disgusted] There was a plot?
You were a pirate.
[Titus moans in disgust.]
RRich
You see a man drowning, you throw him a beer.
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