My dad is a negative, judgmental pain in the ass who destroyed my self-esteem and tortured me my entire life. My mom's a violent, paranoid schizophrenic. God, I love my dad.
“Mom's Not Nuts” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Titus (1), Ken Titus (1), Christopher Titus (1)
I hear Looney Tunes made dinner... I'm surprised. Usually, the turkey is saying such threatening things to her, she can't get close enough to cook it.
My mom is a manic-depressive schizophrenic. Drugging the family, trying to kill Dad, high-speed police chase. Norman Rockwell is bleeding. Never again, Mom.
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