Bugs Bunny quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures

[The cartoon begins in Hollywood, California. The camera then moves to the Warner Bros. studio, where we hear Daffy Duck's voice about a new movie]

[In the next scene, we see a bunch of houses until the camera moves to Bugs Bunny's mansion, specifically to his backyard pool, which is in the shape of his head, then we hear Bugs as he is sitting in a chair talking to someone]

Bugs Bunny

"Ah, light of my life, I'll never take you for granted, you're the only one for me." [the camera then zooms to Bugs] "And I love you..."

[The camera then moves to reveal that the person Bugs is talking to his is Shloskar award, he keeps talking to it while he is on his knees]

Bugs

"My precious statuette." [Bugs then notices the camera, then begins talking to the viewers] "Oh! Eh, what's up, Docs? Welcome to a special edition of Tiny Toon Adventures. Eh, when Warner Bros. asked me to introduce their show, I said, 'For you guys, anything! as long as I'm paid in advance'."

[As Bugs holds right hand out, a human hand hands him a check, but as Bugs looks at the check, he drops it and it bounces]

Bugs

"I don't accept checks!"

[As Bugs kicks the check off the screen, a huge truck with a large amount of carrots and carrot products appears and drops them on to him. Bugs pops out and is shown to be happy about it]

Bugs

"Thanks! Ah yes, Tiny Toon Adventures, a fine show. It all began quite a while ago, but I remember it clearly as if it were a flashback."

[After the commercial break, we are at the front entrance of the studio, where Bugs continues telling the story of the origin of Tiny Toon Adventures]

Bugs

"Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00 am," [Bugs is seen telling the story while in his picture] "And the fate of the project rested in the hands of two hard-working and brilliant young rabbits."

[The camera then moves from Bugs to the desktop, where Buster and Babs are work. But a closer look shows Buster doing the work by writing a list while Babs is fooling around with a eraser on her head]

Babs [Imitating Pee-wee Herman]: "La la la!" I'm Eraserhead! La la la!" [Laughs] "La la la la la!"

[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits]

Buster

I made a list of everything we need for a hit TV show.

[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits as Babs talks to Buster]

Babs

Let's do Tiny Toons instead.

Buster

"Right. We need appealing stars."

Buster

"Also, we need an exciting locale, wacky but lovable neighbors, arch-enemies, and stories.

Babs [as Buster rushes off]: "Okay. What's our location?"

[Buster runs back with a pair of scissors, which he uses to cut a piece of paper with. The scraps fly past Babs]

Buster [standing next to a map]: "Feast your eyes, Babsy!"

[The camera pans over the map as Buster and Babs speak to each other]

Babs

"So, what do you call it, rembrant?"

Buster

"Green Acres."

Babs

"Get current."

Buster

"Okay, Acme Acres."

Babs

"What do we need next?"

Buster

"Wacky but lovable neighbors."

[Buster jumps into the map]

Babs

"Last one in is eraser dust!"

[Babs jumps into the map. She and Buster fall, landing near a sign that says, Audition Today For Wacky But Lovable Neighbors]

Babs

"Audition today. Well, isn't that convenient?"

[A few moments later, Buster and Babs are dressed in robes and sitting at a desk, interviewing candidates for the show, who have lined up behind the sign]

Babs

"Next!"

[A male pig in blue overalls walks up to the desk]

Babs

"All right, baby! This is your audition! What do you do?"

Hamton J. Pig

"My name is Hamton J. Pig, and I, uh, uh... clean!" [pulls out a mini-vacuum cleaner] "I react to characters funnier than I am, and I have low self-esteem."

Babs

"Well, every show needs a straight man. You're in!"

Hamton

"I'll get my sponge!"

[Buster pulls a background of a pigsty towards Hamton, who lands in the mud]

Hamton

"Ick! Mud!" [Pulls out his mini-vacuum and vacuums up the mud]