Elmyra Duff quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures

Elmyra

Bachelor number two. We're at an expensive restaurant, and you find you've forgotten your wallet. Who was the twelfth president of the United States?

Elmyra

Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give and SO MANY CARS TO RENT!

Elmyra Duff

I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and love you to pieces!

Elmyra

[in sing-song voice] I'm going to get my bunny! I'm going to get my bunny!

Shhhh!

Elmyra

It didn't work! Your fancy smanchy trap didn't work! [throws basket of carrots in Calamity's mouth] It didn't work, and why didn't it work?!

Uh oh.

Elmyra

Why, Monty, what's the matter?

You're what's the matter! You're a complete waste of space! You have a personality that rivals spore mold! On the evolutionary chart, you rank someplace between head cheese and toaster ovens. You're a cruise to nowhere! A null! A void! A 0!

Elmyra

Just what are trying to say?

[growls] I don't like you! Read my lips! I... DON'T... LIKE... YOU!

Montana Max

Y'know, you're really not like a toaster oven, more like a microwave; and I'm sorry I called you spore mold, and maybe if no one was around, I'd consider dancing with you.

Elmyra Duff

Friend?

Montana Max

Yeah, okay, I guess.

Elmyra Duff

Oh, Monty-wonty, I knew it! I knew it! You do love me! Let's cut a rug, buggie!

Montana Max

Me and my big mouth!

Now Elmyra, can you tell me how to use trigonometry when animating a dog in a catfight?

Elmyra Duff

First, you animate the animals, paying attention to the soft furry coats on each one, and then you put them to cuddly parts, so you want to squeeze them, and love them, and hug them forever! Oh, and you also use trigonometry.

That's very sweet...and very [moves her head close to Elmyra] WRONG! 12,000 page-term paper due Monday.

Elmyra

Honey, you're spoiling the movie for the others.

What others? We're the only ones watching this stupid stinker!