Buster Bunny quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures

Buster

Guys, when dealing with a date's parent, small talk is unavoidable. Rule #9: Pick a topic you're comfortable with! [to Babs' dad] Gee, sir, you must displace a great deal of water when submerged!

Buster

I suppose this means I don't get an A in the course.

Buster

I hate flying! I hate flying! I hate flying!

Buster Bunny

And that's a wrap.

Bugs

"Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00 am," [Bugs is seen telling the story while in his picture] "And the fate of the project rested in the hands of two hard-working and brilliant young rabbits."

Buster

I made a list of everything we need for a hit TV show.

Babs

Let's do Tiny Toons instead.

Buster

"Right. We need appealing stars."

"Done."

Buster

"Also, we need an exciting locale, wacky but lovable neighbors, arch-enemies, and stories.

Babs

"So, what do you call it, rembrant?"

Buster

"Green Acres."

Babs

"Get current."

Buster

"Okay, Acme Acres."

Babs

"What do we need next?"

Buster

"Wacky but lovable neighbors."

Babs

"Last one in is eraser dust!"

Babs

"Audition today. Well, isn't that convenient?"

Babs

"Next!"

Babs

"All right, baby! This is your audition! What do you do?"

Hamton J. Pig

"My name is Hamton J. Pig, and I, uh, uh... clean!" [pulls out a mini-vacuum cleaner] "I react to characters funnier than I am, and I have low self-esteem."

Babs

"Well, every show needs a straight man. You're in!"

Hamton

"I'll get my sponge!"

Hamton

"Ick! Mud!" [Pulls out his mini-vacuum and vacuums up the mud]

Babs

"Next victim."

"Hey! Who ordered the two-footie?"

Babs

"Not me."

"I"m Gogo Dodo, and I shall perform Hamlet's Soliloquy. Ahem. Two bees..." [Transforms into two bee versions of himself] "Or not 2B..." [transforms into a door marked 2B, which he crosses out, then transforms into himself dressed as The Riddler] "That is the question." [Giggles]

Buster

"We have just the place for you, nut boy!"

"Wackyland! Home surreal home!" [Singing] "Lo-do-de-o, lo-do-de-o, lo-do-de-o-do-do! Aaah-aaah-aaah-ooh!"

Babs

So let's give 'em the magic chant!

Buster

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

Babs

Not that chant

Fowlmouth

Aw dadgum it! I spilt some [bleep bleep] milk all over my [bleep bleep] feathers!

Buster

Did I say "little" problem?

Fowlmouth

I mean if I had a nickle for every [bleep bleep] time I spilt some on my clothes I'd be a rich [bleep bleep bleep] guy! [bleep bleep]! I don't believe this [bleep]! What!? I [bleep] don't believe it! I got my [bleep] lunch all soggy and... [burps] Pardon me.

Buster

Fowlmouth swears so much his beak has been declared a toxic waste dump.

Fowlmouth

Aw [bleep] Buster. Look what I did. [bleep bleep]. Now Shirley will never [bleep bleep] give me the time of day.

Buster

Uh uh. Not until you clean up your mouth.

Fowlmouth

I [bleep bleep] just got to ask her to the dance this Saturday.

Fowlmouth

Listen ears, I'm [bleep bleep] in love! I got to get Shirley to be my lovebird! Help me, will ya? WILL YA?

Buster

That's my weak spot. Venerable poultry.

Buster

Golly gosh Buster? F.M. you just said 3 whole sentences without swearing!

Fowlmouth

Sure. There's little kids here ya know. What, do you think I'm crude or something?

Buster

Hey! What about the interview, Monty?

Babs

Yeah, we had a deal! You can't do this!

Montana Max

Sure I can! Because i'm rich, and you're not! [laughs]

Babs

So you never learned to dance, huh?

Buster

What can I say? I'm a trendsetter!

Buster

Now, there goes a cute couple.

Plucky

Yeah, but a couple of what?

Plucky

[after Buster beats him at Pac-Man ] Hey! You put out my eye!

Buster

Aw relax. Just blink & you'll be fine.

Buster

Take away your props and costumes; what would you be?

Babs

Naked.