Babs Bunny quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Tress MacNeille

Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Tiny Toon Adventures: in 30 of its 104 quotes
Most scenes with: Buster Bunny (17), Plucky Duck (3), Fifi La Fume (2)

Lines by Babs Bunny 7

Babs

Pandemonium doesn't reign around here... it pours.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Babs

Do you like my ears better up or down?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Babs

I'm tiny, not toony. I am a human gooney.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Babs

[is lost in New York] They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Babs is wearing a hooded cape like Little Red Riding Hood, as she carries a pile of logs along with her]

Babs

[to the audience] Okay, okay. So, I have big feet. Sue me.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Babs Bunny

I just can't help myself!

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Babs

I always get what I want, even if I don't really want it.

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Scenes with Babs Bunny 23

[After the commercial break, we are at the front entrance of the studio, where Bugs continues telling the story of the origin of Tiny Toon Adventures]

Bugs

"Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00 am," [Bugs is seen telling the story while in his picture] "And the fate of the project rested in the hands of two hard-working and brilliant young rabbits."

[The camera then moves from Bugs to the desktop, where Buster and Babs are work. But a closer look shows Buster doing the work by writing a list while Babs is fooling around with a eraser on her head]

Babs [Imitating Pee-wee Herman]: "La la la!" I'm Eraserhead! La la la!" [Laughs] "La la la la la!"

[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits]

Buster

I made a list of everything we need for a hit TV show.

[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits as Babs talks to Buster]

Babs

Let's do Tiny Toons instead.

Buster

"Right. We need appealing stars."

BBBuster and Babs

"Done."

Buster

"Also, we need an exciting locale, wacky but lovable neighbors, arch-enemies, and stories.

Babs [as Buster rushes off]: "Okay. What's our location?"

[Buster runs back with a pair of scissors, which he uses to cut a piece of paper with. The scraps fly past Babs]

Buster [standing next to a map]: "Feast your eyes, Babsy!"

[The camera pans over the map as Buster and Babs speak to each other]

Babs

"So, what do you call it, rembrant?"

Buster

"Green Acres."

Babs

"Get current."

Buster

"Okay, Acme Acres."

Babs

"What do we need next?"

Buster

"Wacky but lovable neighbors."

[Buster jumps into the map]

Babs

"Last one in is eraser dust!"

[Babs jumps into the map. She and Buster fall, landing near a sign that says, Audition Today For Wacky But Lovable Neighbors]

Babs

"Audition today. Well, isn't that convenient?"

[A few moments later, Buster and Babs are dressed in robes and sitting at a desk, interviewing candidates for the show, who have lined up behind the sign]

Babs

"Next!"

[A male pig in blue overalls walks up to the desk]

Babs

"All right, baby! This is your audition! What do you do?"

Hamton J. Pig

"My name is Hamton J. Pig, and I, uh, uh... clean!" [pulls out a mini-vacuum cleaner] "I react to characters funnier than I am, and I have low self-esteem."

Babs

"Well, every show needs a straight man. You're in!"

Hamton

"I'll get my sponge!"

[Buster pulls a background of a pigsty towards Hamton, who lands in the mud]

Hamton

"Ick! Mud!" [Pulls out his mini-vacuum and vacuums up the mud]

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Babs

"Next!"

[A little pink bird wearing a festive blue bow in her hair like feather do flies and lands toward Buster and Babs. Think of a female Tweety.]

SSweetie

"Hello, I'm Sweetie." [giggles] "I can be the birdie who is always being chased by that mean old Furrball." [Furrball -a navy and light blue cat- is standing next to her, licking his paw and not even bothering to catch her] "Leave me alone, you nasty vicious predator!" [She pulls out a mallet and hits him with it]

Babs

"That's what this show needs, more heart! You're in!"

[Sweetie and Furrball get launched. Sweetie lands in an egg in a nest and hatches out of it]

SSweetie

"I'm only three and a half minutes old." [giggles]

[Furrball lands near an alley, where it starts to rain. Furrball pulls out an umbrella, but the lightning strikes it, torching him.]

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Babs

"Next victim."

[A Wackyland like Dodo jumps next to Babs and splats. Think of the Dodo in the classic Looney Tunes short Porky in Wackyland]

GDGogo Dodo

"Hey! Who ordered the two-footie?"

Babs

"Not me."

GGogo

"I"m Gogo Dodo, and I shall perform Hamlet's Soliloquy. Ahem. Two bees..." [Transforms into two bee versions of himself] "Or not 2B..." [transforms into a door marked 2B, which he crosses out, then transforms into himself dressed as The Riddler] "That is the question." [Giggles]

Buster

"We have just the place for you, nut boy!"

[Buster grabs Gogo and he and Babs use a slingshot to launch him into Wackyland. When Gogo lands, he looks at the sign, and the WB logo chasing the Time Warner logo with a mallet in the background.]

GGogo

"Wackyland! Home surreal home!" [Singing] "Lo-do-de-o, lo-do-de-o, lo-do-de-o-do-do! Aaah-aaah-aaah-ooh!"

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Babs

So let's give 'em the magic chant!

Buster

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

Babs

Not that chant

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