Montana Max quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures

Montana Max

You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm important! I'm a Republican!

Montana Max

Hi, friends. Montana Max here, asking for your support. As we all know, Acme Loo needs a new student council president who's reliable, honest, and fair, but I want you to vote for me anyway!

Buster

Hey! What about the interview, Monty?

Babs

Yeah, we had a deal! You can't do this!

Montana Max

Sure I can! Because i'm rich, and you're not! [laughs]

Montana Max

Y'know, you're really not like a toaster oven, more like a microwave; and I'm sorry I called you spore mold, and maybe if no one was around, I'd consider dancing with you.

Elmyra Duff

Friend?

Montana Max

Yeah, okay, I guess.

Elmyra Duff

Oh, Monty-wonty, I knew it! I knew it! You do love me! Let's cut a rug, buggie!

Montana Max

Me and my big mouth!

Babs

[after seeing Montana Max torture rabbit actors in his film] Oh that's sick!

Buster

Boo! Get it off.

Montana Max

[The Tiny Toons mob him and throw him out of the theater] Hey what are you doing? Put me down! This will be a Christmas classic! THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!