[The cartoon begins in Hollywood, California. The camera then moves to the Warner Bros. studio, where we hear Daffy Duck's voice about a new movie]
"I tell ya, J.F., it'll be a smash; Honey, I Shrunk the Laundry, starring Daffy Duck! What do you say?" [The camera then pans to the front of the entrance, where Daffy is then kicked to the curb and bounces right back onto his legs] Phillistines! [Daffy then looks at the camera angrily with his eyes squint together]
[In the next scene, we see a bunch of houses until the camera moves to Bugs Bunny's mansion, specifically to his backyard pool, which is in the shape of his head, then we hear Bugs as he is sitting in a chair talking to someone]
"Ah, light of my life, I'll never take you for granted, you're the only one for me." [the camera then zooms to Bugs] "And I love you..."
[The camera then moves to reveal that the person Bugs is talking to his is Shloskar award, he keeps talking to it while he is on his knees]
"My precious statuette." [Bugs then notices the camera, then begins talking to the viewers] "Oh! Eh, what's up, Docs? Welcome to a special edition of Tiny Toon Adventures. Eh, when Warner Bros. asked me to introduce their show, I said, 'For you guys, anything! as long as I'm paid in advance'."
[As Bugs holds right hand out, a human hand hands him a check, but as Bugs looks at the check, he drops it and it bounces]
"I don't accept checks!"
[As Bugs kicks the check off the screen, a huge truck with a large amount of carrots and carrot products appears and drops them on to him. Bugs pops out and is shown to be happy about it]
"Thanks! Ah yes, Tiny Toon Adventures, a fine show. It all began quite a while ago, but I remember it clearly as if it were a flashback."
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