[After the commercial break, we are at the front entrance of the studio, where Bugs continues telling the story of the origin of Tiny Toon Adventures]
"Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00 am," [Bugs is seen telling the story while in his picture] "And the fate of the project rested in the hands of two hard-working and brilliant young rabbits."
[The camera then moves from Bugs to the desktop, where Buster and Babs are work. But a closer look shows Buster doing the work by writing a list while Babs is fooling around with a eraser on her head]
Babs [Imitating Pee-wee Herman]: "La la la!" I'm Eraserhead! La la la!" [Laughs] "La la la la la!"
[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits]
I made a list of everything we need for a hit TV show.
[Bugs looks down at the two rabbits as Babs talks to Buster]
Let's do Tiny Toons instead.
"Right. We need appealing stars."
"Done."
"Also, we need an exciting locale, wacky but lovable neighbors, arch-enemies, and stories.
Babs [as Buster rushes off]: "Okay. What's our location?"
[Buster runs back with a pair of scissors, which he uses to cut a piece of paper with. The scraps fly past Babs]
Buster [standing next to a map]: "Feast your eyes, Babsy!"
[The camera pans over the map as Buster and Babs speak to each other]
"So, what do you call it, rembrant?"
"Green Acres."
"Get current."
"Okay, Acme Acres."
"What do we need next?"
"Wacky but lovable neighbors."
[Buster jumps into the map]
"Last one in is eraser dust!"
[Babs jumps into the map. She and Buster fall, landing near a sign that says, Audition Today For Wacky But Lovable Neighbors]
"Audition today. Well, isn't that convenient?"
[A few moments later, Buster and Babs are dressed in robes and sitting at a desk, interviewing candidates for the show, who have lined up behind the sign]
"Next!"
[A male pig in blue overalls walks up to the desk]
"All right, baby! This is your audition! What do you do?"
"My name is Hamton J. Pig, and I, uh, uh... clean!" [pulls out a mini-vacuum cleaner] "I react to characters funnier than I am, and I have low self-esteem."
"Well, every show needs a straight man. You're in!"
"I'll get my sponge!"
[Buster pulls a background of a pigsty towards Hamton, who lands in the mud]
"Ick! Mud!" [Pulls out his mini-vacuum and vacuums up the mud]
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