Buster Bunny quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures

Babs

[after seeing Montana Max torture rabbit actors in his film] Oh that's sick!

Buster

Boo! Get it off.

Montana Max

[The Tiny Toons mob him and throw him out of the theater] Hey what are you doing? Put me down! This will be a Christmas classic! THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!

Beeper

Meep Meep!

Buster

What took you so fast? [gives Beeper money for the pizza]

Beeper

Beep Beep! [runs off]

Buster

Little Beeper is a guy who adds new meaning to the expression "fast foods". [takes a bite of pizza]

Babs

But his line of work has real hazards.

Buster

Particularly, the one called Calamity Coyote.

Buster

Well toonsters. That's it for part time jobs. [He and Babs carry Calamity in the ambulance]

Babs

Because keeping Calamity healthy is a full time job. Hit it Beeper!

So long.

Beeper

Beep Beep! [runs off]

Babs

So you're a detective. A shamus. A sleuth. A P.I. A peeper.

Buster

And you must be a thesaurus.

P-p-p-please, You have to let me on your show! I've got to keep my wife in glitter paint!

Look! I'm wacky! Zany! Toony!

Buster

We're auditioning new characters for the show.

Babs

Hokey jokes, Buswinkle! With dated 60's references like this, we won't have much of a life in reruns!

Buster

Don't worry, if this missile explodes, we won't have much of a life, period!

Babs

How can you crack jokes at a time like this?

Buster

We gotta do somethin' to eat up airtime! We don't have enough money for animation!

Like, try our wiki-waki punch! It's served in the shell of a once living coconut that is now dead! You murderers.

Buster

We try to have a vacation and we end up having a guilt trip.

Buster

Uh oh, there's a hole in the plot!

Babs

Big enough to run a mack truck through!

Hey, it's not my fault! [giggles]

Buster

This guy must've never seen a cartoon in his life!

Babs

Either that, or he has a pathological hatred for rabbits.

Dah, morning, Roger.

Yes, p-p-pleasant, isn't it?

Babs

I didn't think you missed me.

Buster

I did. I'm nothing without you. You're my better half.

Babs

Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half.

Babs

Thanks for rescuing me. [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger.] You're my knight in shining armor.

Buster

Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?

Babs

[normal voice] Let me show ya. [goes to kiss Buster on the lips, but she and Buster catch a glimpse at the audience.] Sorry, kids, this is private. [pulls down a black screen over the screen, and they are heard kissing.]

Plucky Duck

Say, Shirl, give you any ideas? [gets kicked through the black screen.] Feel free to change the channel.

Thinking about throwing yourself out of the picture, eh?

Buster

So what if I am? Who cares? I wish I was never on Tiny Toons.

[Harvey's ears zap] Ya got your wish. There's no Buster Bunny on Tiny Toons.

Buster

You're out of your mind. Warners would never let me off my contract. [Lightning suddenly strikes his contract]

Babs

That reminds me, I'm still mad at you. What were you whispering to her about anyway?

[Buster starts to speak, but then Cher cuts in] He wanted to know what to get you for Christmas.

Babs

Oh. [Chuckles nervously] So what she suggest, a tatoo?

Buster

No, this! [Plants a spectacular kiss on Babs, then twirls her back to her feet]

Babs

Oh. [melts in joy]

What'll it be boys? Juice? Milk? Soda?

Buster

Or...

Buster

A cold one?

Plucky

You mean?

Hamton

That's beer!

Hamton

What are you thinking, Buster?

Buster

Let's drink it!

Drink it?!

Hamton

But Buster, this isn't like you!

Buster

I Know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol.

Buster

So, uh, don't you guys drink beer?

Hamton

Uh... only on a full stomach.

Buster

Well, what are we waitin' for? (As he opens the door and walks outside) Come on!

Buster

Thanks, I owe you one.

Babs

Oh, are we gonna start counting now?