Babs Bunny quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures

Babs

What do you know about Honey?

Hamton

Uh... it's sweet, and Winnie the Pooh has a problem with it...

Buster

Take away your props and costumes; what would you be?

Babs

Naked.

Babs

[after seeing Montana Max torture rabbit actors in his film] Oh that's sick!

Buster

Boo! Get it off.

Montana Max

[The Tiny Toons mob him and throw him out of the theater] Hey what are you doing? Put me down! This will be a Christmas classic! THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!

Beeper

Meep Meep!

Buster

What took you so fast? [gives Beeper money for the pizza]

Beeper

Beep Beep! [runs off]

Buster

Little Beeper is a guy who adds new meaning to the expression "fast foods". [takes a bite of pizza]

Babs

But his line of work has real hazards.

Buster

Particularly, the one called Calamity Coyote.

Buster

Well toonsters. That's it for part time jobs. [He and Babs carry Calamity in the ambulance]

Babs

Because keeping Calamity healthy is a full time job. Hit it Beeper!

So long.

Beeper

Beep Beep! [runs off]

Babs

So you're a detective. A shamus. A sleuth. A P.I. A peeper.

Buster

And you must be a thesaurus.

Fifi La Fume

Oh, zat is so sad!

Babs

Will you do it, Fifi?

Fifi La Fume

Of course I will. [sniffling] Oh, ze poor leetle child! [cries]

Babs

Hokey jokes, Buswinkle! With dated 60's references like this, we won't have much of a life in reruns!

Buster

Don't worry, if this missile explodes, we won't have much of a life, period!

Babs

How can you crack jokes at a time like this?

Buster

We gotta do somethin' to eat up airtime! We don't have enough money for animation!

Buster

Uh oh, there's a hole in the plot!

Babs

Big enough to run a mack truck through!

Hey, it's not my fault! [giggles]

Buster

This guy must've never seen a cartoon in his life!

Babs

Either that, or he has a pathological hatred for rabbits.

Dah, morning, Roger.

Yes, p-p-pleasant, isn't it?

Babs

You know, I don't get it. Our sub's name is Henny Youngman, a hen's a female chicken, but he's a guy!

Plucky

Maybe it's a hormone imbalance.

Babs

I didn't think you missed me.

Buster

I did. I'm nothing without you. You're my better half.

Babs

Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half.

Babs

Thanks for rescuing me. [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger.] You're my knight in shining armor.

Buster

Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?

Babs

[normal voice] Let me show ya. [goes to kiss Buster on the lips, but she and Buster catch a glimpse at the audience.] Sorry, kids, this is private. [pulls down a black screen over the screen, and they are heard kissing.]

Plucky Duck

Say, Shirl, give you any ideas? [gets kicked through the black screen.] Feel free to change the channel.

Babs

That reminds me, I'm still mad at you. What were you whispering to her about anyway?

[Buster starts to speak, but then Cher cuts in] He wanted to know what to get you for Christmas.

Babs

Oh. [Chuckles nervously] So what she suggest, a tatoo?

Buster

No, this! [Plants a spectacular kiss on Babs, then twirls her back to her feet]

Babs

Oh. [melts in joy]

Buster

Thanks, I owe you one.

Babs

Oh, are we gonna start counting now?