TV show quotes
Phwoar! It's a bit pongy!
You mean you are!
Did you just call me pongy?
Yes, I did. You're pongy!
No, you are!
No, you are!
You are!
You are!
You are!
Eeeeeeeeeek! Look out, look out! Steam shovel coming through!
Fancy bringing Gordon's coaches up the quarry! The stones would have been very comfortable!
Every stone would have had a seat to itself!
Oh, I do love a bit of the old scrunch 'n' munch!
The volcano! It's erupting!
I don't suppose you've seen Sir Topham Hatt, have you?
He hasn't turned up for luncheon. And if there's one thing I can't stand, it's lateness!
Maybe the... abominable snowman has taken him.
[frightened] The abominable snowman!
Abominable snowman?! [record scratch] Utter tish-tosh! Come on, Thomas.
Yes, ma'am. [laughs]
[what appears to be the abominable snowman approaches Henry and Spencer and trips on the tracks]
Leave us alone, you abominable...!
[the identity of the "abominable snowman" is revealed, much to Henry's surprise]
Sir?! But you're not the abominable snowman!
Of course I'm not!
[Thomas enters with Dowager Hatt on board]
No. You're the Abominable Controller!
[Sir Topham Hatt is shocked at his mother's presence]
Oh.
Where have you been?! You missed our luncheon!
Uh, sorry, Mother. I ran into a bit of trouble in the snow.
Oh, Henry, you really are a very brave engine. Were you protecting Spencer from the abominable snowman? [laughs]
[after Thomas and James' competition has caused a great deal of confusion, Sir Topham Hatt confronts the two engines]
Thomas and James, I am giving you both a yellow card!
A yellow card? What does that mean, Sir?
It is a warning. I asked you to work together today, but instead, you competed against one another. One more mistake today, and it's a red card for both of you! In a game of soccer, a red card means you're sent off. You're out of the game.
We don't wanna be "out of the game", Sir.
Quite. After the match, you must work together to take everyone home, regardless of what side they are on, red or blue.
Or green! [laughs]
Hello, there, Gordon. Is your day going well?
[scoffs] As well as any day hauling coal and stone can be.
[his trucks laugh]
And I'll have none of your nonsense, thank you very much!
We'll give him nonsense.
[as Gordon pulls out, the trucks let their brakes slip on]
Not so useful! Not so strong!
Oh, do be quiet!
We'll give you quiet!
[the trucks let their brakes slip back off, causing Gordon to slam into the buffers; Gordon is furious]
Uncouple me at once! I'm going back to my SHED!!
[to Skarloey] I only asked how his day was going.
By the time Rex and Mike came back, Bert was looking as shiny and clean as he had been in the morning.
Oh, we heard you had a little argument with some very rude visitors, Bert.
We heard you were covered in mud.
I was, but they cleaned me up again. They're actually very nice. They're even gonna write about me in a book and show me off in moving pictures, on the television too.
[laughs] Don't be silly, that's never gonna happen.
[laughs] He must be having you on. [chuckles]
But it did happen, didn't it?
[Bert winks]
If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try.
Then why do you?
I was talking about Duck! Unlike him, I've an excellent whistle.
[laughs] If I had a whistle like yours, Mike…
Yes…?
...I'd lose it.
What?! Whistles are important, Rex! Engines without whistles aren't proper engines at all.
Oh, crumbs! That's torn it! [hears and sees Rex; gasps] It's Rex.
[happily to himself] I said it was easy, I said it was easy!
Rex, watch out! Slow down!
[gasps] Stop, stop!
I know you feel bad for what you did and I do want to be friends with you but I don't like being bumped. No one does! If you want to make friends, Diesel, you need to change your ways.
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